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neoelasticman

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Odd Weapons

So here's the deal: I just came up with my second made-up weapon. Here are both of them (the dragon sword wasn't really called anything, but now I'm naming it):

- Really Painful Warhammer of Bad Face Mashings
- Oily Dragon Sword of Really Really Hot

So why don't you join in the fun! Come up with your own crazy GW weapon or item! Here's whatcha do:

1. take something that really does exist in the GW world
2. turn it around into something hilarious (strange mods? odd runes? crazy uses? anything goes!)

Enjoy!

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11/14/05 19:16

NecroRebel

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Re: Odd Weapons

How about the almighty Sundering Toothpick of Fortitude? Not only does it help your teeth live longer, it also gets that food out from between your teeth easier than a normal Toothpick!

11/14/05 19:23

DexAholic

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Re: Odd Weapons

Well, not exactly what you're talking about, but I have a hammer that I simply refer to as "The Gooch". (Diff'rent Strokes, anyone?)

11/14/05 19:46

Last_Wolf

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Re: Odd Weapons

How bout the "Life Giving Crystaline Sword of Ineptitude"
Gives 15% of your current health to target on hit
Lowers each of your skills by 3 skill points. (20%)
Chance of Successfully killing your target (None)

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11/14/05 19:50

DexAholic

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Re: Odd Weapons

How about the Ronco Cleaver of Tin-canslaying?

11/14/05 19:55

Peter_Whatshername

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Re: Odd Weapons

Infused Pumpkin Crown of Minor Beastmastery?...no that exsists...if only they would have let me dye it green...

How about Firey Gwen's broken Flute of dancing? It could give +5 to prancing about in fields (when burned)

Ribbiting Ascalon bow of the frog Max damage bow that give +200 to all stats (when the frog speaks) and it shoots frogs!

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11/14/05 19:56

Avatar Of Destruction

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Re: Odd Weapons

Superior Rune of Inadequacy
You must be accepted by 3 group members to be allowed into the group.

Superior Rune of Anti-Absorption
All damage from attacks is increased by 3.

Superior Rune of nOObness
Can be applied to other players armor. Gives +3 to their nOOb rating.

Edit: The nOOb rating is used to determine if players are really new to the game rather than just moochers who want a free ride/items.

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11/14/05 20:22

ArianceKonress

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Re: Odd Weapons

Nerf Stick
The ability to nerf any build of any sort

Super Awesomely Sweet Rifle of Major Huge Blow-Yourself-up-ness
Exploding Damage: Your HP
+20% Blowing youself up damage when you stupidly use

Brass Knuckles of Super Punch You so Hard in the Face that it Sort of Hurts-ness
Punching Damage: .29830-.31092
+.00383 Dmg when angry

The one Hammer that Has a .00000000000000001 Drop rate but is Super cool and Everyone Wants Because its Cool and Everyone Wants it because its Cool and it's Awesome and its Cool and Everyone wants it because its Cool and Awesome and Nice and Rare and Cool and Nice and Rare and Cool and Awesome and Rare and Cool and Stuff.
Mind Boggling Damage: Alot
-50 IQ while reading this item's title

Staff of Noob Summoning
Intelligence Damage: 50-75
+20% Noobier Noobs
Summons a noob army straight out of Ascalon to fight for you

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11/14/05 20:28

Bill

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Re: Odd Weapons

cane of realy hot revolving noobishness.

can that revolves in your hand so that you cannot grip because it is really hot and constantly revolving, thus causes others to call you a noob.

11/14/05 20:31

Avatar Of Destruction

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Re: Odd Weapons

How about...
Overly Longbow of Inaccuracy
Damage -15% (if target is moving)
If you miss you are knocked down for 3 seconds and lose 40 armor.

and of course fitting with my other posts...
Flaming Staff of nOOb Slaying **(strictly PvP weapon)**
Damage +3000% (if opponent has 4 or more nOOb rating)
If strike hits then foe starts crying for 10s

lol this is fun :)

11/14/05 21:04

wakka824

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Re: Odd Weapons

Exploding sword of hammer mastery
How long do you have before you sword randomly explodes... killing you and anything within your aggro circle? Also sword has a 20% to give you hammer mastery +1 while using hammer skills.

11/14/05 21:04

Ace_of_Bass2112

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Re: Odd Weapons

the super galactic mushromm head groove thing

dmg 1-9874509872430598724305987234508235 req 1

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11/14/05 21:16

xployt

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Re: Odd Weapons

QUOTE

- Really Painful Warhammer of Bad Face Mashings
- Oily Dragon Sword of Really Really Hot
How about the almighty Sundering Toothpick of Fortitude? Not only does it help your teeth live longer, it also gets that food out from between your teeth easier than a normal Toothpick!

Nerf Stick
The ability to nerf any build of any sort

hahahahaha rofl very creative

11/14/05 21:19

Mann

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Re: Odd Weapons

Monk's Agony (Req. 7 swordsmanship/axe mastery/hammer mastery)
0-1 Slashing Damage
+15% Non-Stereo Typical Warrior (50% above maximum health)
+100% Forces you to complain to Monks to heal you/Res you (50% Below Maximum Health)
Annoyance (20%)

11/14/05 21:20

Peter_Whatshername

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Re: Odd Weapons

Lucky Staff of Torture- Icy 400-900dmg(16 tactics required) All items you find will be of no use to you, yet extremly valuble, but will be already customized to you ( 99% chance)[/COLOR]

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11/14/05 21:43

blackphoenix

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Re: Odd Weapons

The Ouchie Ukelele of Ear Soreness

Oh, wait, there aren't any musical instruments in this game...shucks!

11/14/05 22:01

DLS

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Re: Odd Weapons

.50 cal

done.. I win XD

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11/14/05 22:03

cswella

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Re: Odd Weapons

Round Shield[Gold]
Armor: -20(req. 3 noob)
Widens your aggro circle 250%
Blinds you to all enemies except enemy monks
Auto-Type 'Rez Me' (while dead)
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Flame Artifact[Gold]
Nuking +12 (req. can only use fire)
Shortens range of attack to 5 ft from the enemy
Inaccuracy of Spells (50% chance miss when casting)

Panda Points x 7

11/14/05 22:09

blackphoenix

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Re: Odd Weapons

Really Really Sharp Falchion of Me Cut You You Bleedness

11/14/05 22:12

Edwardo

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Re: Odd Weapons

The much, much to heavy for any mere mortal to hold because its so friggen big and heavy that you cant even move it from were you found it because its so dam big hugemongous hammer of oh my god heavyness

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11/14/05 22:16

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Re: Odd Weapons

Barbed Reel of Paper cuts
Lengthens Bleeding duration on foe
Will cause stinging Papercuts slowing the enemy for 10 seconds while he sucks his finger (Chance: 20%)[/COLOR]

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11/14/05 22:25

Sharwyn_the_curing

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Re: Odd Weapons

Soggy Cardboard box of hurling
costs 5k, you can throw it once at an enemy with a 1% chance to blind the enemy for .5 sec or 99% chance to make you blind for 2 minutes without being able to cure it.

12 gauge of bird slaying
1000 damage to any bird,0 to any other creature in the game.
Kill those pesky birds with unlimited ammo. Comes with a confederate flag embroydered on the stock.

The Brown stick
1-1 dmg, req. 0,
value: (an estimated 400k)
A regular brown tree stick that can be pulled off of any tree.

11/14/05 22:27

Iminluvwit2women

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Re: Odd Weapons

How about... THE FRECKLED STICK OF REDHEADED STEPCHILD BEATINGS
The only problem is...if I wielded it ...it would turn on me and strike me instead of foes. ;-)

11/14/05 22:30

Iminluvwit2women

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Re: Odd Weapons

OOHH ohh I forgot
THE CANDY STRIPER (cane)
+15% dmg vs naughty women in naughty skirts
+100 ml's of blood (while blood levels in the brain < 50%)

P.S. gosh I hope Im not going to regret saying that. LMAO

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11/14/05 22:40

Empire89

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Re: Odd Weapons

YOGA POLE OF SMURF BEATING
100-100000 whapping dmg
Dmg + 99% vs. short blue enemies
Dmg + 99% while in yoga stance

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11/14/05 22:41

Aeothid_Phaseblade

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Re: Odd Weapons

Cardboard Box of Hiding
While equiped, no enemy will detect you as long as you are not moving.

MGS anyone? ;)

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11/14/05 22:51

DaSwede

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Re: Odd Weapons

Invisible violin of sadness.... damn already exists..

ok how about

Flaming Long Sword of San Francisco (Req: 5 Stereotyping) -
Slapping Damage 1 - 5
+ 1 to Flamboyance (Chance: 120%)
+ 1 to Soreness... (Chance: 20%)

11/14/05 22:52

Slithery Deuce

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Re: Odd Weapons

Unstoppable Force
Movement +infinity (100% chance)
Player cannot be stopped by any object in the universe

Immovable object
Movement -infinity (100% chance)
Player cannot be moved by any force in the universe

Warning: If each item is equipped by 2 players the universe is destroyed

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11/14/05 23:00

metaverse

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Re: Odd Weapons

Invisible sword of unhelpfulness(req-always too high)
goes through opponents causing no damage.
how ever much damage it could have caused is dealt to user.
includes armor(15%)

Smoldering longbow of sorrow
after each attack, it falls to pieces.
for every hit the user wallows in sorrow for 10 sec.

*Sorrow-user feels anger and sadness over their inability to act properly, all damage delt to them while wallowing in sorrow is increased ten fold.

Rage the Berserk-lvl 20 War/X
Smiley the Crazed-lvl 20 E/R
Fear the Deranged-lvl 20 Me/Mo
Angry the Insane-lvl 20 Mo/Rt
Trust the Wise-lvl 20 A/N
Hate the Righteous-lvl 20 D/E

11/14/05 23:19

DLS

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Re: Odd Weapons

Fiery Stick of Poo
Damage 0 - 1 (req. 5 mischief)
Causes Foes to Flee (50% chance)
Causes Foes to vomit (10% chance)

Hiei Bloodfist W/Mo20
Zeyphr Ds Mo/W20
Fox Blue R/??20
Chaos Ds N/Mo14

11/14/05 23:27

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