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DexAholic
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| Limerick Time, B**ches!!! |
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Ok, there's no "silly garbage" forum section, so this is going in General. =P
Everyone knows that limericks are the new hip-hop. They sound cool and they drive the ladies crazy. Join me on the bleeding edge by contributing your own Guild Wars-themed limericks here. + Cred from me for each!
For those who don't know what a limerick is, it is a poem with an AABBA rhyme-scheme and a specific rhythm. The best way to explain is to give you an example. Here's my sample GW limerick to start things off:
There once was a Warrior named Max
Who did nothing but spam Cyclone Axe
One fight was so busy
That he got really dizzy
And his lunch ended up on his slacks
Get it? Where's yours!?!?
If you need some rhyming help, here's a rhyming dictionary:
http://www.rhymezone.com/
I hear it's the same one that 50 Cent uses! Really! XD
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| 12/09/05 18:23 |
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DexAholic
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Come on, guys! It's not hard! Ok, here's another silly example:
An Ettin said, 'Nuking is dead!'
'You'll have to use lightning instead.'
'They nerfed AoE's!'
But I was packin' Mind Freeze
So I dropped a Fire Storm on his head
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Ace_of_Bass2112
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man your the new Dr. Seus.
There once was a mes named dez
One day he forgot to bring rez
now no one will love him
everyone's above him
all becuase he's a poor mes
geddy lee, Cliff Burton, Steve Haris, Jaco Pastorious, LES CLAYPOOL
Main Char. Nav (from a book) Ra (the Band) 20E/ME
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Ace_of_Bass2112
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one more trime
there is a mission calld thirsty river
it always seems to give me a shiver
for whenever i try
i always seem to die
becuase the warriors are eating cod liver
EDIT: Trime: mixture of try and time :P
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geddy lee, Cliff Burton, Steve Haris, Jaco Pastorious, LES CLAYPOOL
Main Char. Nav (from a book) Ra (the Band) 20E/ME
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| 12/09/05 19:13 |
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Gryzz
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There once was a prince named Rurik
Whose head seemed to be really thick
In the middle of a fight
He would throw us into a plight
So I smacked him 'cross the face with a stick
:D
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| 12/09/05 19:15 |
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DexAholic
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Ha!
+10 all around
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| 12/09/05 19:17 |
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Ace_of_Bass2112
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a third go i say
griffon farming griffon farming all day long
guilds a calling guilds a calling i say "go smack a gong"
griffon farming griffon farming all day long
what am i playing what am i playing "Griffon Farming Extreme 24409234 YYX special limited platimnum game of the year edition."
p.s.
this is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were ellminated
geddy lee, Cliff Burton, Steve Haris, Jaco Pastorious, LES CLAYPOOL
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| 12/09/05 19:23 |
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evil geek
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The rusher, as thick as a trunk
was really annoying the monk
When 'res me' he cried
'no!' she replied
and dead stayed the impatient punk
That one goes out to all the monks out there who know what I'm sayin' and to you rushers let that be a cautionary tale....
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• Guild Wars: Mutants [MU] • Age of Conan: Ampian Forerunners •
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| 12/09/05 19:24 |
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Ace_of_Bass2112
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man im a poet and didnt even know it, but now its time to show it.
i like to listen to wooten
becuase it drowns out the n00ben (creative liscence)
so now when i'm groupen
i make sure that im grooven
to take my mind off of the n00ben
geddy lee, Cliff Burton, Steve Haris, Jaco Pastorious, LES CLAYPOOL
Main Char. Nav (from a book) Ra (the Band) 20E/ME
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| 12/09/05 19:45 |
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Ace_of_Bass2112
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AW SHI ACE OF BASS IS BACK
once i was in underworld
between HIM and I there was a fued
"but for what" you may ask
why it was for the last ectoplast
geddy lee, Cliff Burton, Steve Haris, Jaco Pastorious, LES CLAYPOOL
Main Char. Nav (from a book) Ra (the Band) 20E/ME
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| 12/09/05 19:54 |
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DexAholic
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| QUOTE | AW SHI ACE OF BASS IS BACK
once i was in underworld
between HIM and I there was a fued
"but for what" you may ask
why it was for the last ectoplast |
...and it put me in quite a foul mood?
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| 12/09/05 20:00 |
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Ace_of_Bass2112
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alright maybe this time i'll actually stick to your "ryme schme"
what i hate most is mobs full of mes
for they kill my attempts to res
now my group is yelling
i think im going through a pelting
man why cant i be the one whos deadzzzzz (once again creative liscense)
geddy lee, Cliff Burton, Steve Haris, Jaco Pastorious, LES CLAYPOOL
Main Char. Nav (from a book) Ra (the Band) 20E/ME
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| 12/09/05 20:02 |
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Gryzz
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There once was a group full of noobs
Who dreamed they would 'pwn dem 1337 dudes'
They realized in fright
That their skills weren't quite right
And looked liked a whole bunch of noobs :)
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| 12/09/05 20:09 |
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Aedida
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| QUOTE | There once was a prince named Rurik
Whose head seemed to be really thick
In the middle of a fight
He would throw us into a plight
So I smacked him 'cross the face with a stick
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You win.
I got a free run to Yak's Bend... So there!
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| 12/09/05 21:11 |
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Gryzz
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I once went to the Fissure of Woe
Those darn casters were sluggishly slow
I cry out in pain
As my life starts to drain
Casters are important, don't ya know...
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| 12/09/05 21:20 |
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Aedida
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I once went on a Mission with elites
Who stole all my loot at defeats
I got in a huff
Sat on my duff
and watched all the events....On repeat? DX
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
I got a free run to Yak's Bend... So there!
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| 12/09/05 21:29 |
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Gryzz
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Limericks are 5 line poems with a rhyme scheme of aabba. So the first, second, and last lines all rhyme. Just a reminder for those who don't know :)
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| 12/09/05 21:31 |
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Aedida
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Oh poo.
Ruin all the fun in messing about. >.> <.< Fine.
I got a free run to Yak's Bend... So there!
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| 12/09/05 21:32 |
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metaverse
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I once met a mesmer named John
He played just klezmer all day long
Then he got real busy
'cause he was farmin' like silly
And yet he himself is never on.
*Klezmer=type of music
Rage the Berserk-lvl 20 War/X
Smiley the Crazed-lvl 20 E/R
Fear the Deranged-lvl 20 Me/Mo
Angry the Insane-lvl 20 Mo/Rt
Trust the Wise-lvl 20 A/N
Hate the Righteous-lvl 20 D/E
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| 12/09/05 22:08 |
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Aedida
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I once sat home with a cold
Watching poor soldiers being told
"Bring me the Courageous"
"Bring me the bold"
To suddenly see "Lapdances, 5 gold"
( True story. )
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I got a free run to Yak's Bend... So there!
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| 12/09/05 22:21 |
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Melon
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There was a guy from Destiny's Gorge
Who wished he'd never been born
and he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
the end of his rubb was torn
=)
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| 12/09/05 22:24 |
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metaverse
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There once was this dragon named Glint
who did nothing but give someone hints
it mentioned this prophecy
which really was quite awful see
and now we gotta kill this thing Lich
Rage the Berserk-lvl 20 War/X
Smiley the Crazed-lvl 20 E/R
Fear the Deranged-lvl 20 Me/Mo
Angry the Insane-lvl 20 Mo/Rt
Trust the Wise-lvl 20 A/N
Hate the Righteous-lvl 20 D/E
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| 12/09/05 22:29 |
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Aedida
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There once was a dwarf named Ironhammer
Who caused quite a strange clamor
In vent we all screamed
And poor Brian redeemed
At least he didn't have poor Grammar.
I got a free run to Yak's Bend... So there!
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| 12/10/05 00:13 |
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Botchu
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I once made a presearing monk
He certainly was not a punk
He would never die
And then he would cry:
"Take that you Charr piece of junk!"
Avatar and Sig made by Geo :)
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| 12/10/05 00:22 |
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Botchu
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One time I did Thunderhead Keep.
It was a real pain in the *bleep*
I tried so many times
but got a lot of shiny dimes
so I think I'll try again next week.
Avatar and Sig made by Geo :)
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| 12/10/05 00:26 |
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Botchu
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Devona and friends appear around every bend
Each time with a new message to send
"The enemies are stronger,
we must fight a little longer"
And then I feel wet at my rear end.. :P
Avatar and Sig made by Geo :)
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| 12/10/05 00:29 |
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Botchu
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They are just flying out of my fingertips!
There once was a necro named Joe
All the time he would spam Life Siphon (Oh no!)
So I put an end to this mess
While looking finely dressed
And I cast Backfire on poor Joe
Avatar and Sig made by Geo :)
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| 12/10/05 00:32 |
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Aedida
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There once was a user named Bot(chu)
Whom some day shall be tied with a Knot
his limerick made me sad
that mine were so bad
There for I like him/her not
Lawls, I'm only kidding. o_o;
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I got a free run to Yak's Bend... So there!
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| 12/10/05 00:40 |
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Botchu
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LMAO! I guess I just have mad l337 h@xx0r sk1llz!
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| 12/10/05 00:43 |
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Aedida
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| QUOTE | | LMAO! I guess I just have mad l337 h@xx0r sk1llz! |
on0z 1m 1yk unl337. D:
I got a free run to Yak's Bend... So there!
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