StevieG
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A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
Finally, she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed. "There are no fish under the ice!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again, the voice from above bellowed. "There are no fish under the ice!"
Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasn't covered in any of her books.
She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm.
The voice came again, "There are no fish under the ice!" Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating rink!"
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| 12/12/05 01:32 |
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elLOCOmutha
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ROFLMAO :) hehehe
The fighting madness of his race was upon him, and with a red mist of unreasoning fury wavering before his blazing eyes, he cleft skulls, smashed breasts, severed limbs, ripped out entrails, and littered the deck like a shambles with a ghastly harvest of brains and blood.
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| 12/13/05 16:49 |
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WarShadow
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Lol and that is a great closer to a long boring day.
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| 12/13/05 16:54 |
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Rainah
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lmao ty for that i makes it seem as though i dont deal witht he dumbest on earth they are still out there and hopefuly wont find me
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| 12/13/05 17:51 |
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