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ok so lets continue the one word story turned into a 3 word story turned into a multi word story in this thread. so lets begin. when we last left....
Once inside the mailbox I found some catnip that I thought I could use with some punch and pie because I’m stupid crazy about three toed sloth’s who like pie made with human hair and nails. I took the plunge and added bananas and cream but they were black and melted so then I started jogging to the pound. There I saw Buddha trying to eat a puppy without ketchup. But with mustard although he couldn’t cook it he decided to add barbecue sauce and lick it. Just then someone stole the puppy and ran to white castle where they saw fire breathing cows on wicker rocketsleds. “Good on toast” said trucker McGirk, who was wearing a baby lamb costume and was eating mustard covered puppies which he stole from Buddha earlier, because he was in a very lethargic dense mood, Because of rabid wombat syndrome which causes people to think like robot doors that are on wicker rocketsleds with rockets made with cardboard tubes and banana peels and sometimes they even worked! And then the sky became filled with pie! Cake lovers rioted but pie overpowered the cake lovers because pie rules. Just then the, cake lovers decided pie IS better! But just then Buddha and Cirga saw the pie and began to throw it at Trucker McGirk who had thousands of mustard covered puppies in a box. Later the puppies would recall this, ate cirga’s pizza and ate cirga for puppies love the feeling of steak and cheese flavored pigs. When Krazed Kaoz double posts, riots starts worldwide because everybody loves Bob the Mercenary but not as they love pie because it is the bestest unless it is steak and kidney. Everybody knows that I am confused because of pie or rather tuna from the sky with frieds on the side and a watermelon without water biggie sized with mustard mmhmm. DON’T FORGET SUGAR with lots of jello pudding pops. Wicker! Not food, AHHH giant killer BDSM Gnomes were ice cream sandwiches. Suddenly along came Dionon and Tri-Ryhno with cough drops and Bus Launchers to destroy monkeys but the monkeys counter attacked with, counter attacked with, double posting doom! That lasted for ten billion milliseconds. RUN!! Shouted Dionon, “the cows are eating a monkey full of pie-filled cakes…wait how did the cakes get into the doomed space shoe. “oh that’s easy using wet asparagus created from mutated syrup mustardness. They’re surgically implanted into ducks. All hail wicker! Using monkeys on tightropes with magic spoons and mind altering helmets enabling them to run very far across the endless plains of insanity thus adding to the mass chaos in my oatmeal and raisin cookies. Tomorrow the monkeys decided too dance on rooftops while wearing pink paisley tutus and little blue wolly bobble socks with little tassles that twirled hypnotically made with cardboard standing next to a ninja monkey with a banana and a cremefilled pie that is moldy ‘but tasty’ said robot robot robot! Well that certainly was an interesting banana cream pie filled with corn that was purple yet succulent Armageddon! Cried the newest penguin is on fire! Then a car came swimming down a flooded avenue flooded with pudding puddles engulfed in flames lit by emeril. Who was making baked Alaska flambé. With magic rocks to kick it up a notch he said. Bearing with the magic spoon stool loosening, that could power the enema pumps for the turkey is usually infected with pedestrian flu contracted from random flying tribbles the trouble with the spoon was it was shaped while in Kenya by zebras wearing nothing but some oddly colored speedo’s and just one glass shoe willed with cake. The zebras to eat pie with chicken and cookies with hot peppers. The trouble with hot peppers is they’re never hot unless they’re from the magical sweeden where lives the super gummi bears. Super because normal they were enhanced to consume the people of earth. They must be mustard worshiper bathed daily otherwise they will explode raining pepper-fire on the cows that like pie standing at a bus stops for the chickens like bananas more. ‘mmmm banana’, said some random guy. Stole his bananas and put them in the water squished in to a banana cream pie that tasted like wet camel hair the end…or its never over. Meanwhile, in the day after next…the marshmallow man lets have some smores lol to use as super duper capes. No! wicker capes! Which is all good and well if you like gay wicker crap and pink tutus made of jelly jam surprise bananas. At this point, nothing makes sense, wee leprechauns are invading spain for the right to eat pineapples and spread the red death to the moon which was exploding raining cheese down on mouse-town’s inhabitants just then smurfs came smurfing up and ate meow mix’s food which was yummy. “smurf the smurfiness”, said bob the smurf. “yes?” replied bob. “what?” said unforgiven soul who was on fire. Dial 911 whats the number for 911 ummm 976, 622-..just call information they said dial 411 numbers are hard or so they said mr. stranger touched me…yikes with another run-on sentence! Meanwhile, back at the hamster farm the monkey said, “No it was I who had wild cumquats for dinner. Once again proving pie is great. But cookies are better with mustard on them and ice cream. With peanut butter that sticks too you like KrazyGlue. From an antfarm from northern Scandinavia riiiiiiggggghhhttt….said fred. Who hated pie filled with cake made by elvis in a tree within the Matrix. That destroyed pie and made cake incomparable to pie but chocolate chip cookies is four words. But who cares I don’t me neither said a random hobo covered in mustard who was questing for the holy peanut encrusted grail by heaving ketchup into mustard vats and distilling it turned blue and neon green and all was right in the world. But only for a minute for than the the pirate deimos came waddling in and died laughing at flipping ducks, in a pool and melted into a mountain of jello-pudding. Then bill cosby gave the dieing deimos pake and a spork to use superheroically to fight rocks in the mud pit of …DOOOOOOOOOM with cat-like bees. Who make honey Who agreed to Moo because mooing is great all your moo belong to the monkeys in the mustard filled pie that tastes very good and everyone was completely lost in their heads. When meow moo’ed everyone was happy at the mooing but the syrup scares the children into submission and they bleet to vanilla ice and say weeeeeee the sky is blue like 2000 flushes of the toilet of DOOM. Weeeeeeeeeeeee said the space-cow-pie-eating-aliens that ate mustard-pie while wearing orange tutus and capes while following cirga into the great dream land where purple trees grow upside down and where cows think they’re kittens and satyrs chew kibbles and bits covered in jelly. One day a marshmello man random catastrophic hemmoraging that confused me and me also ate a squirrel and yacked on my apple pie and tuna sandwich resembling a nub on a log that fell down into the great pit of love and went splat. I like pudding and I like pit. It is so like cake, its not funny! To eat cake. But just then, chickens began dancing meow must moo! But she wont and we’re sad because she ALWAYS makes us cry a river of urine but she must that kills plants that is wrong on so many tripped-out levels but we will carry onward with sheep that live in toxic waste. Toxic waste once eatin by albino fuzzy bunnies in belly of albino alligators that had replicated themselves by eating pork fat and headling fluid that tasted like a rotting carcass of a llama. Which really looked al-ah carte from mars in a shopping district of doom and chaos. Fudge dripping cactus taste so good. Then along came a very large twinkie that attacked Paragon City with its cupcake minions install dual data unfinished Microsoft windows software that killed all bunnies in a New Jersey Hah! Said Bill gates. As his stocks skyrocket in a downward direction towards the giant mound of dirt Twas actually Poop from a camel covered with mustard yummy yummy mustard couldn’t make the taste but added cheese and cream of toe could maybe wheat with sugar coated plumbers pants. Then the evil-mustard-covered-doom-bringing mouse-hobo broke story rules but didn’t care rules should be broken some can be bent like a pretzel with cheese! Or mustard. Molten lava mustard of doom! Which brings great joy to old salsa! A flying-cow said, moo and that cirga with his tutu went streaking down main street leaving marks I met a talking pineapple in a pumpkin filled with mustard. Who drowned in an ocean jelloie goodness. I got hungry that needed spell-check but we couldn’t because of problems about doubling posting and cows started to moo. In unison when the cat jumped into a pile of evil pepperoni people from my basement light fixture. They devoured every microscopic green finger lickin good popcorn lamb. Then Patagonia reached over to scratch her ass with a piece of moldy sausage. That’s strange behavior for a lemur whos taking riddlen and eidible rocks. When suddenly giant underpants began to eat Patagonia! “not Patagonia!” screamed Zoom! Cried Buddha. When suddenly everyone came down with chocolate-chip syndrome and ate someone’s cream filled kidney pie. Yay pie! And a camel stole everyones camel looking tutu wearing jello making wicker carving pie eating cake hating double posting mustard drenching chaos loving doom making cow cooking meow mooing poo flinging the beetles singing walrus named Joe from Kenya. But not really a catnip was stolen. Along with all the brusslesprout sundaes. From my freezer. And taken to the evil Mr. But-Munch from outer-space. The next day fire chickens from heaven rained down and everyone went away. To the yellow funhouse of happiness. Of jello pools which sold like twinkies and porkchop sandwiches to benefit the little lost Oompa-Lumpas who suffered from enlarged toenail syndrome which requires very sloppy lawn mowing by rabid goats with pink teeth and purple hair. Who decided to chase the DJ’s with a toothbrush to the super secret super fortress however the DJ’s forgot their keys to their ultimate trailor park home. So they gnawed on power cables till they snapped and ended up in snail town eating frozen pizza from 1956. and a blinking warty gold fish and a enchanter named tim who danced happily with flying monkeys from hell wearing pink scarfs and wielding butt darts and toxic radioactive pie which they throw at Canada_man who then whistled I want Buddha back ribs. At roommate bob who backed away and reached for the rubber chicken to beat a Rikti monkey and steal it’s toxic radioactive pie from his undergarments of doom. Then a giant attacked Canada man with his giant banana from the cornfield of wheat that was glowing like radioactive pie I like pie not the face! I like sand and not bananas choose wisely, the evil man will steal pie from cake lovers and cake from magic sand castles bob awoke screaming not my pie!! For no reason. Because he likes not having reasons. And pie and trout and sharpened with spaghetti.
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a spagettio can
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which came from
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I am one of the most popular flavours in the world. Subtle and smooth, I go reasonably with anyone, and rarely do anything to offend. I can be expected to be blending in in society. What Flavour Are You?
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meowmix's kitchen
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. So she decided to
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buy a T3 line
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Made from the
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however, the purple
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sand people from
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eat her gummi
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went wooppee wooppee
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And exploded greataly
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like a pinko-smelly-fart!
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Then the buttdart
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hit the bulls-eye
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Meanwile the Great
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was being attacked by a enraged
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Red Ribon android
(wate, howd this happin? too much DBZ me thinks)
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aka, buttdart droid
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armed with some state of the art...
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butter knifes
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from peru
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sudenly, the buttdart
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Started shouted his battle cry witch is "
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