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Fat_Smurf
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Just look at the new Guildwiki:P
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| 04/03/06 19:09 |
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Silly_Ranger
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| QUOTE | | “World of Whorecraft”) |
??? lol.
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| 04/03/06 19:11 |
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Rogue
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read the whole thing... it's hilarious!
edit: my favorite part
| QUOTE | Though there're a lot of rumours circulating around about just what will and will not change in the upcoming skill rebalancing, I have an inside scoop on it, being employed by ArenaNeat.
In order to make the game experience more enjoyable and fair for all people, the following skill changes will occur;
The only Elementalist skill will be Flare. The only Ranger skill will be Power Shot. The only Monk skill will be Mending. The only Warrior skill will be Sever Artery. The only Mesmer skill will be Backfire. The only Assassin skill will be Seeping Wound. The only Ritualist Skill will be Channelled Strike.
There will be a new armor for all classes, and the rest will be deleted. This armor will have 40 AL vs everything. All weapons will be replaced with Nerf Guns, which deal 2-4 squishy damage per hit and fire at a rate of once per every 1.5 seconds, and have a range of 80 feet. |
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
IGN: Rogue Mysst. Guest me for GvG.
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| 04/03/06 19:14 |
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Silly_Ranger
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Odd indeed.
Rawrg
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| 04/03/06 19:22 |
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mrguildboi
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| QUOTE | | the Warrior Monk (Called “Wank” by netizens) is the most popular class |
| QUOTE | | A PvP (Party vs Party) class |
| QUOTE | | this class is commonly sought after due to the totally pimpin’ dancing that they can do |
| QUOTE | | Due to their power, Wanks can run into mobs of enemies with ease, though getting out alive is a considerably more difficult task. |
| QUOTE | | in the PvP arena, this Wammo is regarded as an absolute n00b |
| QUOTE | | Especially powerful in the Tomb of Primeval Kings (rumored to be where the very first Elvis was buried |
| QUOTE | | IWAY. Also referred to as IGAY |
| QUOTE | Monk
Pronouced MAHNK.This class is the worst class, as it is the only class that does nothing and has to die ever 2 seconds. They also have the personal blessing of HamsterMan enabling them to cure sight, health, and stop allies from returning from the land of the chickens(where chicken rule over all)! |
| QUOTE | Rank 0 (0+ fame) - Lemonparty emote
Rank 3 (180+ fame) - Michael Bolton sucking off a deer emote
Rank 6 (1000+ fame) - Wolverine chewing on a testicle emote
Rank 9 (20,000+ fame) - George W. Bush riding a nuclear bomb emote
Rank 12 (164,322,047+ fame) - The Almighty Vin Diesel emote
Rank 15 (infinity+ fame) - The GOD emote (note: seen only once, but the person who purportedly had it it died soon after. Probable cause: dangerous side effect of tearing the bounds of reality itself) |
I WANT THIS EMOTE! lol
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| 04/03/06 19:32 |
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The_Sibby
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See the effect Myspace has on GW...
| QUOTE | Elementalist/Monk
Combining the uselesness of a Monk and the Burnination of an Elementalist, Elementalist Monks,(also called E/Mos Or Emo), have nothing to do with either. They instead Opt for one skill called Slit Wrists. This reduces you to 0 health, and if you are Ressurected, you Character will scream "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE!?!?!?", Causing all Foes (And Allies, for that matter) To Point and laugh. This provides as a Great ice-breaker at Parties. |
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My ingame names are as follows...
The Sibby- Lvl 20 R/Mo
Dp Incarnate- Lvl 20 W/Mo
Ulmo The Valar- Lvl 20 Mo/W
Elevated Magi- Lvl 20 E/Me
Please PM me if I win an auction, Ty :)
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| 04/03/06 19:33 |
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Zoaka Ewon
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lol thanks for the laugh
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| 04/03/06 19:39 |
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Xanatos Greenbow
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LOL nice found man!
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| 04/04/06 02:39 |
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Zirgey_Man
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thats hilarious
Made by : Yours Truely
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| 04/04/06 03:08 |
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dav3
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| QUOTE |
Guild Wars World Championship
Recently there was a World Championship taking place in Nebraska for a prize of 300 pounds of beef. Stuff happened, and a team of 8 W/Mo's won, leading Arenanet to believe that the Paladin build is the most uber evar. Singers Ricky Martin and Li'l Brat were there to open up the show, and tragically, afterwards, Gaile Gray was abducted by Aliens.
The winners of the GWWC were the members of the guild, JosieAndTheSexKittens[JASK].
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LOL
<-- Dont Work :'(
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| 04/04/06 09:33 |
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moloch
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That Seemed Like a giant waste of bandwidth >.<
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”
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| 04/04/06 09:50 |
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great inferno
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hehe lol :P
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| 04/04/06 09:53 |
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Tor Den Mektige
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lol seems someone took offence to the fun they poked at gw and erased it LMAO, thats childish...
Account 1: Tor Den Mektige, Account 2: Ching Chong Whi
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| 04/04/06 12:33 |
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PXCSAint
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LMAO
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| 04/04/06 12:57 |
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