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tylerbaxter
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My buddy at work has this calander with all these funny, but true sayings on it. So far to date, this has to be my favourite:
May Every Memory Bring The Feeling That You Have Not Lived For Anything
translation enclosed with a piece of Chinese calligraphy for tourists, Hong Kong
Makes me giggle every day.
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The Undescribable.
The Indigestible.
Wyrdman.
(pronounced: Wierd-Man)
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| 10/06/04 20:30 |
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Furyfire
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Wise, unuseful words..
but funny and true nonetheless.
Lets hear more :D
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| 10/07/04 03:00 |
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Buggass
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Wise saying
Use protection
(sorry couldent resist)
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| 10/07/04 03:03 |
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CaptainSeppuku
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"Measure twice, cut once."
Fairly apt for a Katana Scrapper such as myself. :)
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| 10/07/04 05:07 |
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tylerbaxter
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My personal favourite saying to say to someone when they leave the room (and I hope this is okay to put in. If not, well, I guess it'll be edited, right?) ;)
"Take care, be well, drive carefully, don't forget to write, and if you drink, please, wear a condom."
*giggles*
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The Undescribable.
The Indigestible.
Wyrdman.
(pronounced: Wierd-Man)
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| 10/07/04 07:50 |
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NerdyChick
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You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson
"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
There are a few. Ihave crap loads of these things. The above is a random sampling. I did not search through for the most funny ones or anything.
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| 10/07/04 09:02 |
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Kandriel
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another baby bib: Don't blame me, I just got here.
"Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."
On a coffee mug with the Hermit Crab Association logo: I'm crabby before coffee. http://www.cafepress.com/hermitcrabassn.88...0?zoom=yes#zoom
Edit: Joe's Crab Shack shirts: "I see crabby people." "We've got crabs."
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"If i cared I'd send a card, "Dear Mickey, Happy Birthday. Love George." But I don't! Why? Don't give a s**t. No wonder nobody takes our country seriously. We celebrate the birthday of an imaginary rodent.
Liberty - Kandriel, Bio Weapon Un.00 and Xaphini.
Pinnacle - The Bladesmith
Freedom - Kandriel, BioWeapon Un.00
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| 10/07/04 13:34 |
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SpinalFury
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"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instructions printed on a US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-US Marine Corps training technique
"Cluster bombing from B-52's is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
-USAF Munitions Command
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M-203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
-Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-US Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways."
-US Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal
"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
-US Naval Academy
and... my personal favorite of all time...
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-USAF Munitions Command
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| 10/07/04 14:05 |
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Buggass
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"make sure you charge your wireless mouse before useing it or else you end up dead"
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| 10/07/04 14:14 |
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TakomasterBrad
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My personal fave:
Sterility is not hereditary.
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| 10/07/04 17:02 |
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Saying used to get children to think God is "cool" at Bible camp: " Do you feel good like you feel God? We feel good like we feel God!"
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From the great show Trailer Park Boys, Bubbles says:
"If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you, you own it. If it dosen't, you never did and your an a$$h@le."
lol.
Those people who tell you not to take chances,
They are all missing on what life is about.
You only live once, so take hold of the chance.
Don't end up like others, the same song and dance.
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| 10/09/04 19:27 |
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TK_237
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some of my favorite:
When it hits the fan, it will not be evenly distributed.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
3 wrongs dont make a right , but 3 lefts do.
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
We are all responsible for our actions, unless we are famous.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you try to fail and succede which have you?
Depression is merely anger without Enthusiasm.....
I am not your savior, I am just as f*cked as you...
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| 10/11/04 12:54 |
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LetoAtredies
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Heres the one saying I use. It's all purpose, fits many situations, and explains a lot more than meets the eye:
People are Stupid.
Yes you can quote me on that too.
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Duke Leto Atreides
The Position
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With the Power to
Pwn you Phewls
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