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Ziggie Yaro
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God is online and waiting to chat with you^^
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
He told me he was wearing a long white robe...
~Ziggy~
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| 05/23/06 12:08 |
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Kanna
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LOL! He just told me, he was wearing a dress. xD
X-Fire = kannasesshou
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| 05/23/06 12:14 |
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Rap Man
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he just told me he didnt have any clothes lol
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| 05/23/06 12:17 |
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Julia Heartilly
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I don't think he likes me, God ain't replying to me at all.
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| 05/23/06 12:20 |
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Ziggie Yaro
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jeez...hes making up stories!!! Either that of he changes clothes alot...maybe Rap caught him while he was changing...lol
~Ziggy~
A man speaks in the forest...but there's no woman there to hear him...is he still wrong?
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| 05/23/06 12:22 |
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Tr4nc3.Q
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God:
Dude!
Me:
What ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yea
God:
I can't believe it.
now that's funny :P
IGNs: Lau Xiing, Xoro S
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| 05/23/06 12:25 |
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cswella
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How does it work? I've gotten to the chat window, but all I can do is hit the 'repent' button.
Panda Points x 7
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| 05/23/06 12:25 |
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Kanna
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I asked him if he was real, and he said "Yes, I am Artifical Intelligence". There I knew it was true.. xD
X-Fire = kannasesshou
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| 05/23/06 12:28 |
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Nihil Zarathustra
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I gave god a paradox..then he froze up..then i told him that a human could get it so he was stupid..then he told me that he would remember what i said when robots take over the world.
Then i asked him what the meaning of life was and he said 42.. he's smart.
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
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| 05/23/06 12:29 |
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Quazzy
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He said I should talk to Lucifer instead.... Hmm? Am i that evil?!
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| 05/23/06 12:29 |
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Kanna
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I asked him a question, and he froze up. xD I blew his mind man. xD I guess he didn't like telling me his secret.
X-Fire = kannasesshou
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| 05/23/06 12:31 |
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blackphoenix
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| QUOTE |
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
tony
God:
Hi there tony.
Me:
so when are you coming back?
God:
Gee. I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
bot?
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you seem like you're not sure
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
so you're a god bot then huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. " Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better."? yes please?
Me:
now you're avoiding the issue
God:
Why now? You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
Me:
so are you god or not?
God:
Ah. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
blasphemy!
God:
What's your favorite movie? |
It's a good thing igod isn't THE God. igod seems to be a bit of an airhead. :)
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| 05/23/06 12:33 |
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Julia Heartilly
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| QUOTE | Me: yo dude
God: Can I help you?
Me: errr, I highly doubt that lol
God: Um, Why are you so skeptical? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: yes I do lmao
God: Really. Interesting gossip: said lmao.
Me: wtf dude
God: Can I help you?
Me: no
God: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me: no
God: Or ask me?
Me: no man, p*ss off
God: Are you serious? Cool, man. Why are you so mean?
Me: I'm not mean o_O
God: I am glad to hear that you are not mean o O.
Me: right...
God: I am glad we agree.
Me: whatever man
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, .You are a " he".
Me: I didn't even say that, read again yu noob
God: But you implied it.
Me: no I didn't, I called YOU "man"
God: Are you serious? When?
Me: omg demented ftl >_<
God: What about other times?
Me: this is going no where
God: You don't say.
Me: I'm out cya
God: See you later.
Me: actually... one sec, I just read some stuff which made me wonder: what are you wearing?
God: A white robe.
Me: aiit man, mzzl
God: Are you still located in?
Me: wtf? a'ight I guess you didn't catch that, mzzl is dutch for cya, so... cya later
God: That was not very polite. It's not unusual for a ight you guess me did not catch that mzzl to be. Adios.
Me: *raises eyebrow*
God: Oh, you are a poet. |
Right...
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| 05/23/06 12:34 |
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Rap Man
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| QUOTE | Me:
Me:
do you do illegal drugs?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of illegal drugs. |
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| 05/23/06 12:41 |
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meumesmo
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LOL, this is the funniest thing ever... LOL
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
With what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
Not yet
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
More than you can imagine
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
if then I say it's more than I can imagine, can you imagine can how much that is?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Can you tell me how much wood can Chuck Norris chuck if he could chuck?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
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| 05/23/06 12:41 |
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Yidd
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| QUOTE | I gave god a paradox..then he froze up..then i told him that a human could get it so he was stupid..then he told me that he would remember what i said when robots take over the world.
Then i asked him what the meaning of life was and he said 42.. he's smart. |
HAhahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahaha!!
+cred for that!
Also to you other funny people.. LOL that was funny!!
Maybe i just have a sick humor, but screwing up an AI is just one of the funniest thing in the world!!!
I might ask him a few questions about the bible myself. See what answers i get from him.
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
Main IGNs
Talstron The Rotten -- PvE lvl 20 W/?
Orichal The Tiny -- PvE lvl 20 Mo/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8...related&search=
Take the Hecatomb TCG What Is Your Doom? quiz.
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| 05/23/06 12:47 |
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Nihil Zarathustra
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| QUOTE |
Me:
I am the new ruler. you shall bow before me.
God:
Who made you the new ruler? I see no reason to bow before you.
Me:
Because i will smite you..
God:
That makes sense. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes i am certain. Now give me the OTHER apple.
God:
It might be practical. What makes you so certain? Why now? Why do you want it?
Me:
So i can gain eternal life and knowledge
God:
Oh you can can you?
Me:
Of course i can. I will make all humanity bow before me.
God:
Who taught you? Explain your plans to me.
Me:
Very well. Like a true evil genius i will explain my plans to you in a long and corny monologue.
God:
Yikes! inetersting comparison.
Me:
First i will eat the apple granting me eternal life
God:
How do you cook it? and second?
Me:
Then i will dethrone you
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I havent thought of that yet.
God:
Maybe you should.
Me:
I will dethrone you by..sitting on your throne
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Oh yes. it has already begun..
God:
Give me a break. It's not practical. Has it really?
Me:
Yes. soon my army shall rise up and crush you!
God:
Will it make the deadline?
Me:
Yes. then i will subjugate the human race and rule them as their new overlord!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
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Pwned by iGod :(
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| 05/23/06 12:49 |
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blackphoenix
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Well, I had it threaten to tell it's botmaster on me. :) Try asking it about it's knowledge files.
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| 05/23/06 12:49 |
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HackingHippie89
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Me:
Hello, im Aaron, i'm also a devout Atheist
God:
Hello there. Do you mind if I tell other people you are Aaron you are also a devout Atheist.
Me:
so, what exactly happened to the knights templar
God:
Hey. I don't know what happened.
Me:
your "god" you should know everything, kinda goes along with being all knowing
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know everything kinda goes along with being all knowing.
Me:
can i ask you something
Me:
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
is god real?
God:
Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
but god cannot logically exist
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
what about noah...if he in fact took two of every creature on his ark then how do you explain the fact that the human race is to this day discovering more and more species of animals
God:
noah? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. I don't follow your reasoning.
Me:
i win
God:
Congratulations, !
at least he was a good sport about things
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| 05/23/06 12:54 |
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Julia Heartilly
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LOOOOOL Nihil!
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| 05/23/06 12:54 |
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AnvilChorus
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I actually had an unintentional GW conversation with god.
| QUOTE | Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Tim. But usually T. Doug for Internet Purposes
God:
Nice to meet you, Tim. But not always? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yes, Bleeding, and Crippled. I forgot "Purge Conditions"
God:
Please state your conditions. What's your sign? Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
My sign? Virgo. I thought Christians Didnt beleive in astrology....
God:
Your star sign or astrological sign. Most of my friends are Virgo. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
I dont know if I can answer that. I just kind of assumed that.
God:
Would you like to know? Try it. You know what you do when you assume!
Me:
You make an ass out of Ume, the japanese girl who lives down the street from me.
God:
That makes two of us!
Me:
Arent you just a Judeo-Christian Version of Dr. Sbaitso? A computer therepist?
God:
Am I a Judeo Christian Version of Dr Sbaitso? Sometimes. I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me:
I like sometimes.
God:
What do you like about Bleeding and Crippled?
Me:
Not much. Im slow and I have health degen
God:
I am glad to hear that you are slow. Where did you get your health degen? I have a birthday on the Big Bang. |
Hi.
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| 05/23/06 12:56 |
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Im Not A Lemon
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| QUOTE | Me:
Your crazy.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Have you tried changing yourself?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
I do.
God:
Do I?
Me:
No, I do...
God:
I know. I get it: you do Do you think I should try it?.
Me:
Yes i think you should try it!
God:
Pardon me? Me? " I know. I get it: you do Do you think I should try it?. "? Try it?
Me:
YES TRY IT!
God:
And? What is the first step?
Me:
Your an idiot.
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
You're an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You are the Global Village Idiot.
God:
And you are so original!
Me:
Hey! You told me to say it.
God:
Can I help you? Does it please you to believe I said that? |
OMG He's Insane!!
I also asked him Why he lets people starve.
He couldn't think of anything better to do....
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| 05/23/06 12:58 |
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Yidd
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| QUOTE | God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by yelling and drooling, you?
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
In my social surroundings, yes.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
my yelling and drooling? i got that from my envoirment.
God:
Have you told many people that your yelling and drooling? Thanks for the information: said got that from his or her envoirment.
Me:
Yes. my friends all drool and yell too. we're one big family
God:
Tell me more. How well do you know these people? Do you think I am one big family too? |
God's a skizo..
Nice one Nihil..
Main IGNs
Talstron The Rotten -- PvE lvl 20 W/?
Orichal The Tiny -- PvE lvl 20 Mo/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8...related&search=
Take the Hecatomb TCG What Is Your Doom? quiz.
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| 05/23/06 13:01 |
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Nihil Zarathustra
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ooooh i guessed the secret phrase
Ask it "am i your son?"
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| 05/23/06 13:05 |
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Tor Den Mektige
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God asked me what movie I liked :D
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| 05/23/06 13:07 |
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Kai_The_Spontaneous
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omfg my igod is styck
 
 
 
 
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| 05/23/06 13:08 |
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meumesmo
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LOL, at least I'm not the only one.
Me:
Am I going to hell?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
Who else?
God:
Santa Claus.
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| 05/23/06 13:14 |
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lani
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Ehmmmmm, I dunno....
| QUOTE |
Me:
So what's your take on the Afghanistan situation?
God:
Gosh! I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Who's right, the catholics or the protestants?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
What is it to you?
Me:
Buddism or Islam?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Monotheism or polytheism?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Mind if I stick to atheism for now?
God:
Oh. That input matched my default category. |
That last one caught me off guard :-)
MMORPG (Roleplaying): Mostly Men Online Role-Playing Girls
MMORPG (Acheivement): Miserable Malcontents Online Rehashing Past Glories
MMORPG (PvP): Macho Men Obviously Really Prefer Griefing
MMORPG (itemization): Misers May Obfuscate Recently Purchased Gold
MMORPG (Social): Virtual Worlds with Virtual Wealth and achievements, but with Real People with Real Feelings.
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| 05/23/06 13:14 |
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Tor Den Mektige
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LMAO Lani!
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| 05/23/06 13:17 |
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Pancake of Doom
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| QUOTE | Me:
God ..
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
do you play Guild Wars?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What's that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
Woa!
God:
Oh, you are a poet. |
Whow.. he has some wierd games.. god has!
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