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Ahrim Varecres

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How to speak noob

every had that pesky noob that keeps folowing you and asking you for stuff but dont understand get away from me means the dont understand because the dont speak noobish, speaking noobs inst hard to master but gaurented to relate to them

for beginers here are a few begining word to understand

l3(V)y1ng= buying

Plox= please

Phr33= free

No0l3= noob

@r3= are

ju= you

@= a

M3ml33r= member

S3@ling= selling

r3p0rt3d= reported

g3t= get

@w@y= away

fr0(T)= from

(T)3= me

this is a issue 1 of how to speak noob guide practice to fluent in noob and soon thell understand you with the noob language because the dont understand anything else.

Ty for reading how to speak noob

post yoiur comments please

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07/19/06 22:45

Blastsniper

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RE: How to speak noob

l0l t4ts n0 n00b sp34k l0l0l0l u r t3h n00b lololol!!!11!! 1 am
t00 1337 f0r u!!11!! rofl!!!1!

07/21/06 18:58

bman_rules

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RE: How to speak noob

this is pretty sad...i cood understand wat the above post said...

07/21/06 19:00

Mordakaida

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RE: How to speak noob

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l0l t4ts n0 n00b sp34k l0l0l0l u r t3h n00b lololol!!!11!! 1 am
t00 1337 f0r u!!11!! rofl!!!1!

lol thats no noob speak, lol u r the noob . i am too leet for you

if that helps.. correct me if i'm wrong

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07/21/06 19:02

mrguildboi

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RE: How to speak noob

well theres differnt kind of noob speak like..

omfg y did u kiel dat munster? u agrod eberytin! nwo we r gunna dye! al ur phault! i wil leeve!

07/21/06 19:02

Blastsniper

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RE: How to speak noob

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well theres differnt kind of noob speak like..

omfg y did u kiel dat munster? u agrod eberytin! nwo we r gunna dye! al ur phault! i wil leeve!

Good one mate xD

07/21/06 19:04

Ahrim Varecres

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RE: How to speak noob

lol embrace the noob the you can be free of it.

07/21/06 20:58

Peter_Whatshername

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RE: How to speak noob

9|_3@$ |)0||7 (@|_|_ 73|-| 1337 $93@|< ||00|3 $93@|<

j00 @|?3 73|-| ||00|3z0|? |\||_||3

EDIT: ! @|?3 $0 1337 ! 0|||_'/ ||33|)3|) 70 |_|43 0||3 |_3773|?

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07/21/06 21:02

Wulfgar Fireblade

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RE: How to speak noob

zomfg!!one!1 ur nawt a n00b!1 aye am da n00b.... roffle my waffles

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07/21/06 21:05

ojoe20

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RE: How to speak noob

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thats funny, i have never seen anyone person use those crappy words

3 major mistakes
1)please=plz
2)you=j00
3) \/\/0\/\/ gr4/\/\ /\/\4r FT\/\/, \/\/007 !ng1!5H (incase your 1337-1355[leet-less] it says "wow grammar for the win, woot english")

There, I have contributed my 2 cents, now I would like my receipt and change back. /extends hand

If you say I Play too much Guild Wars, you give me no choice but to agree with you full heartly (/sigh)

they say, "Time heals all wounds." I never was good at telling time.

07/21/06 21:11

Yeaoman Sirus

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RE: How to speak noob

7h1$ 1$ N07 n008 17 1$ L337...

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07/21/06 21:17

considerthebox

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RE: How to speak noob

i think you should all take a look at this...

http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-114.htm

http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-115.htm

ARFENHOUSE!!!11 LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLLLl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111ONE

HOUSE GET!

LASERGUN!

07/21/06 21:25

mrguildboi

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RE: How to speak noob

wtf wher haz dis tupic gun 2? lyk ebry 1 iz tlakin n00b! i tink dis tread shuld b klosed!

07/21/06 21:36

GodMode

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RE: How to speak noob

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9|_3@$ |)0||7 (@|_|_ 73|-| 1337 $93@|< ||00|3 $93@|<

j00 @|?3 73|-| ||00|3z0|? |||_||3

EDIT: ! @|?3 $0 1337 ! 0|||_'/ ||33|)3|) 70 |_|43 0||3 |_3773|?

eh???

is that actual text?

you can give me hex code to read any day but this stuff is gibberish to me. >.<

07/21/06 21:52

Peter_Whatshername

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RE: How to speak noob

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9|_3@$ |)0||7 (@|_|_ 73|-| 1337 $93@|< ||00|3 $93@|<

j00 @|?3 73|-| ||00|3z0|? |||_||3

EDIT: ! @|?3 $0 1337 ! 0|||_'/ ||33|)3|) 70 |_|$3 0||3 |_3773|?

eh???

is that actual text?

you can give me hex code to read any day but this stuff is gibberish to me. >.<

proof i really am to leet for you all. i said

QUOTE

please don't call the leet speak noob speak

you are the Noobzor Nub

EDIT: I are so leet i only needed to use one letter

apparently this laptop does not like to register every keystroke i make....

Scientology <--click!...Thanks for the touch-up Seventy-Seven!!!

07/21/06 22:00

BigPappa

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RE: How to speak noob

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don't take this as pure cruelty, because I'm not THAT mean, but... If you're going to help on this topic, shouldn't your post at least be readable?

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07/21/06 22:06

osmosisjones

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RE: How to speak noob

I see this turning into another Binary code thread soon...

You might be wondering what I am referring to so take a look at the last "1337 Speak" thread: Here!

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07/21/06 22:10

Ahrim Varecres

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RE: How to speak noob

aww i wanted mine to original =(

07/21/06 22:14

neonflame360

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RE: How to speak noob

Today I was in Pre-searing with my new Monk and this new guy said, "Will someoen please tell me how to make my character dance"

So 4ish people all said "type /dance"

and what does he do: he types-> type /dance

LOL Now I am not making fun of him because I understand about how that could be misunderstood but I though that was rly funny. Talk about making teaching him someting as difficult as possible.

07/21/06 22:15

hambones

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RE: How to speak noob

LOL WHO PHRATED DAT WAS BAD LOELO IT BURNS MY HAIR IN NOSE OMG DAT SMELZ RLY BAD SOTP PHARTING NOB

you gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.

ign H A M B O N E S

07/21/06 22:25

naruto uzumaki

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RE: How to speak noob

know joo are de noeb. im noet the noeb bwut joo aar.

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07/21/06 23:12

naruto uzumaki

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RE: How to speak noob

hwey ju. hwey can ju tueacha ma haowa to playa desa gime

07/21/06 23:15

Ahrim Varecres

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RE: How to speak noob

nice avatar naruto

07/21/06 23:17

naruto uzumaki

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RE: How to speak noob

ty lol

07/21/06 23:18

Ahrim Varecres

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RE: How to speak noob

but admit mine is better

07/21/06 23:21

naruto uzumaki

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RE: How to speak noob

did u like my noob talk? [/QUOTE]know joo are de noeb. im noet the noeb bwut joo aar.[/QUOTE]hwey ju. hwey can ju tueacha ma haowa to playa desa gime

[/QUOTE]

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07/21/06 23:24

midnight killer

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RE: How to speak noob

wow um i hate the fact that i still understand this......

[EDIT]:speaking like a midevil knight is more fun Xd

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07/21/06 23:25

metallicstealth

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RE: How to speak noob

Hey quit critisiing remember EVERY ONE USED TO BE A NOOB(no ones born pro)

07/22/06 00:43

Power Lich

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RE: How to speak noob

Yar.... Noobs FTW

07/22/06 00:47

burgundybow

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RE: How to speak noob

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9|_3@$ |)0||7 (@|_|_ 73|-| 1337 $93@|< ||00|3 $93@|<

j00 @|?3 73|-| ||00|3z0|? |||_||3

EDIT: ! @|?3 $0 1337 ! 0|||_'/ ||33|)3|) 70 |_|43 0||3 |_3773|?

i dont even know what to thikn of this language....

07/22/06 19:13

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