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moonmonday

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New Spell Ideas (Humor)

So I was sitting around, thinking about all these silly things that sometimes come to me when I'm playing. And I thought, you know, I should write down all those ideas for spells that pop into my head when I'm playing. Some of them could be really useful, as ridiculous as they are, and of course I'd love anyone else's ideas too. I present to you...Lily's New GW Spell Compendium, Part One of Who-knows-how-many:

Monk
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Incoherent Scream of Healing - Heal all allies in range for (number). This spell has double normal range but renders you unable to use any Whisper, Word, etc spells for the duration of this spell's recharge. Costs all remaining energy but casts almost instantly. (This is for when letting them know you have only 2 energy left doesn't stop them from insisting that you heal them.)

"Stay Within The Heal Area!" - Take all health from target ally, no matter where he is, and distribute evenly among the rest of the group. Target ally is automatically resurrected after 20 seconds with (number)% health and (number)% energy.

Necromancer
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Fountain of Vomit - Exploit target party member to create a Fountain of Vomit at party member's location. Said party member attacks for only half the usual amount, but all enemies are stunned for (number) seconds when they come into range. (Pea soup! Pea soup!!)

Aura of Incontinence - Sacrifice 10% max health. All enemies that come into range are stricken with Incontinence and take 50% longer to perform any action and suffer from -2 energy drain. You are Poisoned for +5 seconds every time a foe is stricken with Incontinence.

Diuretic Touch - Touch target foe to cause it to uncontrollably run in the opposite direction for ten seconds. This spell causes no damage and recharges instantly if foe touched has not been touched in the past minute. This spell's duration may be cut short if target foe passes behind a tree, rock, or other concealing landscape feature.

Fecal Cannon - Launch a Fecal Cannon at a target. Target and all adjacent foes are hit for (number) shadow damage and Poisoned for 20 seconds. This spell causes Exhaustion.

Elementalist
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Insty-Tank - Summon an artificial level (number) tank, who immediately gathers aggro for all enemies attacking you. This entity expires after 30 seconds. (We've all needed this at some point or another. Don't pretend like you haven't.)

Prismatic Memories - A spray of color occurs at target foe's location. This is extremely pretty but does absolutely nothing. (AD&D reference...I couldn't resist!)

Mesmer
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Flasher - Your Armor Level is cut in half while casting this spell. All adjacent foes are Blinded for (number) seconds.

Pretentious Theatre Crap - Pretend that you're a pretentious actor in a theatre that's not near as great as you seem to think it is. All adjacent foes are put to Sleep for (number) seconds. This spell has half the normal range.

Creative Differences - Nearby enemies have creative differences and start attacking each other for (number) seconds. (Particularly good when you need to get away, fast.)

Gossip - Talk about target foe. This spell will randomly affect foe with Crying (which prevents them from attacking), Stunning, Crippling, uncontrollably running away, or Confusion. Spell ends if you take damage and is easily disrupted.

Medicinal Purposes - Gain +(number) energy. Energy gain is doubled every subsequent use, but after the first you gain -(number) health degeneration.

Ritualist
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Astoundingly Stupid Was Tzutzu - Hold Tzutzu's ashes for up to (number) seconds. While you hold his ashes, foes have a (number)% chance to critically miss you and cause damage to themselves. When you drop his ashes, all attacking foes take damage proportional to their armament and are knocked down and set on fire.

Warrior
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Overpowering BO - Release horrific body odor. All creatures within the spell's area of effect are Poisoned for (number) seconds, and all attacking creatures are knocked down.

Ranger
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Storm of Kitties - Create a Storm of Kitties at target foe's location. All foes adjacent to this location are unable to attack for the duration of the spell and are struck for (number) damage each second. When Storm of Kitties ends, all foes in the area of effect are Stunned. (Paralyze them with cuteness, then move in for the kill!)

Clothing-Optional Park - Your Armor Level is halved for the duration of this spell. Frolic merrily in target location. Adjacent enemies are Blinded for (number) seconds.

Free Love - Enemies' attacks are reduced by (number), but your actions take (number)% longer to perform.

Assassin
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Ninja Stereotype - Summon randomly a level (number) giant frog, giant snake, or giant bird. (Yeah, yeah, we've seen them before, every blasted ninja has one or the other.)

Hope you've enjoyed. :) Now let's hear some of yours!

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08/02/06 00:11

Outcast_Of_tyria

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

haha stay within the heal area was my favorite it gives the monks more control and will probibly create a more evective group

08/02/06 01:43

nandabun

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Oh my GOD these are great. I can see every wammo in existance getting the BO skill capped from Glint's Naval. >_>

08/02/06 02:53

moonmonday

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Thank you!

Both of you have adorable avatars! :)

Yeah, that was my intent in that spell. So often there will be at least one party member who absolutely refuses to stay within the heal area and then gripes about not getting healed. And now even he can be useful with this spell!

I did think of another one.

Ritualist
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Fabulous Was Becky - Hold Becky's ashes for up to (number) seconds. While you hold her ashes, your party all gains +(number) armor. When you drop her ashes, all attacking enemies are Blinded.

Oh my god, Becky!!
;)

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08/02/06 02:55

ojoe20

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

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"Stay Within The Heal Area!" - Take all health from target ally, no matter where he is, and distribute evenly among the rest of the group. Target ally is automatically resurrected after 20 seconds with (number)% health and (number)% energy.

how about this...
"Stay Within My Healing Range!" - Take all health from party members outside your aggro circle, and distribute evenly among all party memebers in your aggro circle. All party members killed by this spell are revived at your location after 30 seconds with 25% max health and 0% energy, and all their skills are disabled for 1 second per (meter/foot) outside your aggro circle.(maximum 15 seconds) and are dazed for 15 seconds.(Divine Favor)(This skill has a 90% chance to fail if Divine Favor is lower then 12)

There, I have contributed my 2 cents, now I would like my receipt and change back. /extends hand

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08/02/06 04:04

moonmonday

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

That's fantastic! I loved it.

Maybe yours could be an elite skill and mine could be standard. :)

Additionally, and I've just noticed this, but the google contextual advertising puts up a variety of incontinence products at the top of this post, which amuses me to no end.

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08/02/06 05:22

Jake Jacobs

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

i thought of a couple of earth ele skills:

the ground is hungry

the ground beneath target player opens up and swallows them whole. you take 10 damage for each piont of energy they had.

rock

throw a rock at target foe. since elementalists dont have very good aim, this skill does nothing.

and a warrior skill

tackle

charge at target foe any players in your way are knocked down for 3 secs. the tackled foe is knocked down for a while

08/02/06 05:50

Riotpoll

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Elementalist:

"I hate Interupts" 5 sec casting time.

If you are interupted while casting this spell, the foe who interupted you has all skills disbles for 2-8 seconds. Energy Storage.

08/02/06 06:35

johny bravo

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Monk spell
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OMFG I am laggin (enchantment) - For 10s your screen freezes. When this spell ends you whole party is healed for XX health, all your enchantments are removed and you have 75% of your max energy remaining.

Just my 2 cents. funny stuff.

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08/02/06 06:42

moonmonday

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

The ground is hungry -- Frontios!!

I loved the 'I Hate Interrupts' skill. That was awesome. And the lag skill -- we all need that! Especially lately!

Keep these coming, they're absolutely great! :)

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08/02/06 16:01

God is my Judge

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Ranger:

Expertise: 25 Energy: 1/4 casting time: recharges instantly

Throw Toast: Throw giant piece of toast at enemy. Enemy does nothing for XX seconds. When this wears off Toast rains down from the sky dealing 10 damage to each enemy for 10 seconds.

Warrior:

Strength: 10 Energy: 2 second casting time: 30 second recharge

1 4m th3 L33t Und3f34t4bl3 W4rr10r n00b!: For the next 10 seconds you hurl verbal abuse at enemy. When 1 4m th3 L33t Und3f34t4bl3 W4rr10r n00b ends you die and target enemy explodes from laughter.

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08/02/06 16:08

Sixchr

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

for the BO idea how bout for an Elite version =)

Extraordinary Stench {E} Tactics

For 30 seconds all adjacent foes are diseased and poisoned. After 30 seconds target foe and all foes adjacent to those diseased and poisened take 10...130 dmg.

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08/02/06 16:09

IamHighVoltage

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

The "which way did he go, which way did he go" spell.

A big red arrow points wayward party member in the right direction.
To be used on those occasions when a party member disapears off the map and then asks where everybody is.

08/02/06 16:12

Lost Noob

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Warrior

"Become Crazy!" Elite Shout. All adjacent foes hear Voices all over the place. That foes are Confused for(xx....xx Sec). After that, foes are Crazy and Dizzy they fall down and take (xx...xxDmg) each second they were Crazy and Dizzy.

08/02/06 16:25

ojoe20

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Mesmer-wtf is going on{E}
35 energy-120 second reacharge-1/4 activation time
Hex Spell, for (15...60) seconds target foe deals 2 times normal damage, but is warped to a ramdom location in the map(compass range) and loses party member identification(blurs names of everything) and is able to attack party members. they can not read chat, and all player models are changed into flesh golem skins. (Illusion Magic)

that will teach those pesky sins for fighting my mesmer ! FOO SHA!

08/04/06 02:08

Power Lich

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

aint it hard enuff to kill a mes allreay lol

08/04/06 02:12

ojoe20

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

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aint it hard enuff to kill a mes allreay lol

nope, they are easy, when im on my warrior. 1 chain of attacks, opining with hamstring, they dont get away

08/04/06 02:24

Power Lich

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

well when I am on my necro or ele it back fire pluss some outer junk and i toasty bits

08/04/06 02:38

EliteOwner

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Haha that was great, loved the monk ones especially... would save plenty of yelling time... I would never have to yell "Stay Within The Heal Area!" (Well... range would be more appropriate as "Heal Area" would imply something a bit too cudly :p).

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08/04/06 02:42

The Imperialist

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Necromancer
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Spiteful Spittle(Elite)
15E, 3sec cast, 25 sec recharge, Curses

For XX seconds, everytime you Chat, nearby foes are blinded for XX seconds

08/04/06 03:34

moonmonday

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

I love Spiteful Spittle. That's definitely one that needs to be made into reality!

Maybe its range can be lengthened every time you use sounds like 'th', 'ch', 'sh', 's', 'f' and so on.

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08/04/06 03:48

The Imperialist

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

or every time you type a new sentence, it has a farther range.

08/04/06 03:52

moonmonday

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

I did actually have an idea about a seriously useful new spell:

Necromancer
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Cataleptic Trance - Target ally enters a Cataleptic Trance, losing all health and energy instantly. After Cataleptic Trance ends, they are restored to life with health and energy levels as before the spell.

Since it's a trance and not actual death, it incurs no death penalty. It would be very useful to 'play dead' if you're in danger of having your party wiped out, especially if you're a N/Mo. There just aren't any such skills out there, and I think there should be, just in case!

Sweetie Pinky Lily, Ne/Mo
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08/04/06 06:23

The Imperialist

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Ritualist
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110 E, 50min cast time, 1 week recharge

Rich Was Suzy

For 50 min u hold suzys ashes, when u drop her ashes, u gain 100k and a mini-pet!

(like this will ever happen)

08/04/06 06:27

The Imperialist

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

All Professions (Warriors until level 15)
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25E, Cast 5 sec, Rechrge 2 min

Second Chance (Enchantment)

Lose all but 1 health. Next time u die, u are instantly revived with all but 1 health. U can only have this spell active at 1 time.

How many times have we needed this?

08/04/06 06:32

great inferno

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

monk skill

OMFG U NOOB!

the next time a party member dies, you will run to the corpse and trow it to the closest foe in area who will get knocked down and suffer 300 - 700 damage

attribute: smitting prayers xD

08/04/06 06:34

Yidd

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Hahahahaha!!
Omg you're hilarious! :)

Here's my ideas(not very creative now, though):

Elementalist
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Methan Eruption: 5 energy, 30 Recharge, 1/4 Cast
A horrible odour is released from the ground around you and all nearby foes become dazed for 10-20 seconds. If you or anyone else use a fire spell(or lights a match) within the radius of this spell everyone is set on fire for 1...7 seconds and take 100 Smelly Damage.

Auspicious Fireball: 15 Energy, 2 Recharge, 2 Cast
Remove all enchantments, hexes and conditions. You cast a Fireball that targets you. Fireball deals 50...150 Auspicious damage.

Warrior
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"D'OH!!" 1 Adraenalin
You stand still for 3/4 second and foes Within Earshot takes 5..20 damage. Using this skill 15 times in a row slows enemies down by 20% and makes them turn around and tell you to shut up.

"SHAAROOON!!!" 10 Adraenalin
All nearby foes look at you curiously for 1..5 seconds. After 10 seconds, 3 small and hairy Aatxes are summoned and shit everywhere, giving you 5 Adraenalin.

Assassain
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Gassous Form: 10 energy, 10 recharge, 3/4 cast (E)
For 10 seconds, you're gassy. All physical attacks against you miss. Enemies trying to hit you will recieve Poison and Disease for 1...6 seconds. 3 or more hits on you will cause "Vomit" which will render the foe vomiting... really.

Monk
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Dwayna's Joy: 5 energy, 5 recharge, 1 cast
Can only be cast on allied Warriors and Assassains. Target ally recieves Dwayna's Joy and feels good about himself. If target dies aggroing 10..5 enemies for no apparent reason, target ally is killed and Dwayna is happy for no apparent reason.

Eniargim: 10 energy, 20 recharge, 2 cast (E)
Target Ally gains 1...3 hp regeneration and cast Spells 100% faster

Necromancer
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Broody Stare: 5 energy, 1 recharge, 1 cast
Hex. Depending on the mood of the caster, stare at target foe for 30...1 seconds. For each second you were staring, target foe wonders wtf is going on for 8...20 seconds.
If hex is not removed withing 1 minute, target foe will recieve "Shame" and "Guilt" for 10 seconds.
If the caster is VERY moody target foe dies..

Meh..

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08/04/06 07:11

Fireslayer

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RE: New Spell Ideas (Humor)

Warrior:
Flex Muscles {E}
Energy cost:5 Recharge:30 Casting Time:2 (enough to get the real flex going)
Skill. For xx seconds, all nearby allies' attacks deal +xx more damage, all nearby enemies are blinded and dazed, and the 'flexer' gains Bleeding, Crippled and is knocked down.

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