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Jtbishop

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RL itesm with Gw stats

Just come up with an item in Real life and give it Guild Wars stats Ex:

Truck of Fortitude
17-33 (Requires 8 Driving Skills)
Armor +10 (Vs bugs and birds)
+30 health

09/05/06 19:36

darkyoshiwar

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Electronic Caluculator of Calculus slaying
15-22 digital dmg
+15% knowledge in math (while in sugar rush)
+20% dmg against Calculus

Oneill: Lose it. It means, go crazy. Nuts. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties - three fries short of a happy meal - WACKO!
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Kudos to Mimori for the sig!

09/05/06 19:40

StannyT

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Vampiric Spork of Enemy Eating
15-22 damage (req. 10 cutlery mastery)
5/1 vampiric (while hungry)
+20% dmg vs. Plants/Vegetables

~edit for name

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IGN - Abaddon Azazel

09/05/06 19:47

everdream

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Scorching Hockeystick of Deeking
two-handed
11-22 dmg.
20% Harder Slap-Shot
20% Chance to Evade Defensemen.

All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.

09/05/06 19:48

God is my Judge

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Toast of Terror
100-10000000000000000000(req.1 toastiness)
Halves Destruction of all Opposers of Toast(100%)
Increases Toasts Power by 3.1*10^15(making up randum stoof)(100%)
Energy +10000
Enchantments Last 1 million% longer
Self Destructs if anyone other then me uses it destroying the entire universe and creating a new one to my standards.

Yep this is my green

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Name: Kane
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage

09/05/06 19:50

everdream

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

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Spork of Ogreslaying

sporks are amazing, that's so awesome.

All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.

09/05/06 19:54

Jtbishop

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Oh dear, thats pretty powerful.

Hammer of Nerfing
3-9 dmg (requires 3 hammer mastery)
100% nerfing (While being an Arena Net staff)
+100 armor against whiners.

09/05/06 19:55

StannyT

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

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Spork of Ogreslaying

sporks are amazing, that's so awesome.

heh, hoped someone would like it =p

insightful flagpole of over-patriotism
11-22 (req. 10 love of country)
+5 energy
20% chance recharge of love of country skills
20% chance half cast time of love of country skills

IGN - Abaddon Azazel

09/05/06 19:57

Jtbishop

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Welcome to game amp Stanny!

Cell phone of Annoyance
12-40 Ringing dmg (Requires 8 Teenage Survival Skills)
Chance of Deafening foe for 15 seconds (20%)
15% dmg (While on Loud Beep mode)

09/05/06 20:02

Dark Knight

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Lol Good Idea +Cred

Crippling Walking Stick of Whinnying
1-2 (req.9 Bingo Mastery)
Induces Crippling on self
Damage +15% while age is above 60
Moaning +1 (100% chance)

This is my old account.

09/05/06 20:04

Jtbishop

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

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Lol Good Idea +Cred

Crippling Walking Stick of Whinnying
1-2 (req.9 Bingo Mastery)
Induces Crippling on self
Damage +15% while age is above 60
Moaning +1 (100% chance)

L-M-F-A-O

09/05/06 20:05

darkyoshiwar

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Godly Strung Tennis Racket of Fortitude
19-35 damage
+15% damage (while hitting the ball)
+20% damage against Federer
+30 more minutes of playtime

Kudos to Mimori for the sig!

09/05/06 20:07

Jtbishop

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Canadian Icicle of Nothingness
1-3 Cold Damge (requires 1 lazyness)
+15% Damage (While Netural)
+0 Energy
+0 Armor

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09/05/06 20:11

Meese_Rancher

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

The All Mighty Wooden Spoon
Damage 7-77 (Requires 4 Children)
Damage +777% (While in a Bad Mood)
100% Chance of Beatings to Whiners
100% Chance of Inflicting Childhood Trauma

09/05/06 20:14

Botchu

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Gaile said we would be able to name our items =( *harumph*

Oh well

Barbed Daggers of Emoslaying
Lengthens bleeding duration by 33%
7-17 Damage
+15% while depressed
+20% Damage against Emos

Avatar and Sig made by Geo :)

09/05/06 20:15

Albino Monktress

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Comfy Pillow of Sleepyness
6-36 sleep damnage
+100% chance to fall asleep while in bed or in english
-33% chance of nightmares
+15% chance of bed head when wakeing up

Albino Monktress Mo/N*-----Julie Bowmaster R/W*-----Glissa Algon E/Me*-----Chunin Kunoichi A/R*-----Albino Minion Fiend N/Mo-----Not So Albino Mes Me/*-----Albino *** (PVP)

Check out my Fan Fic^ Sig made by me!
LEADER of [ToD]Togo Dies Always accepting new members :)
Disclamer My spelling SUXS

09/05/06 20:16

Jtbishop

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

LMFAO These are hilarious i

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Requires 4 Children

I really like the lengthening the duration of bleeding on emos :p

09/05/06 20:17

gerrad

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

heres my thought

Fetish whip of pleasure
15-22 slashing dmg(req domimatrix outfit)
chance of dazing with pleasure(10/10)
just a thought my gf got me 1 for my b-day......

Obey Your Thirst(W/x) Innocent Necro(N/x) Child Of B O D O M(R/ME) Lord Aboddon(A/x) Boo Im Bored (P/W) Erotic Despair (Mo/Me)

09/05/06 20:17

Meese_Rancher

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Wet Towel of Fat Kid Slaying
Damage 10-20
Damage +50% (While Towel is Wet)
Damage +1000% (While Target is a Fat Kid age 12 and under)
100% Chance of Towel Snap Noise

09/05/06 20:18

Botchu

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

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Wet Towel of Fat Kid Slaying
Damage 10-20
Damage +50% (While Towel is Wet)
Damage +1000% (While Target is a Fat Kid age 12 and under)
100% Chance of Towel Snap Noise

Ohomyf%$@king god thats hilarious!

I love thinking about fat kids lol

One of the funniest things I think about is fat girls falling lol

Avatar and Sig made by Geo :)

09/05/06 20:20

Jtbishop

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Cancerous Cigerette of Cancer Spreading
15-22 (Req 8 Smoking)
Chance of Getting cancer (50%)
Chance of Spreading Cancer (50%)

09/05/06 20:21

Jtbishop

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

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Wet Towel of Fat Kid Slaying
Damage 10-20
Damage +50% (While Towel is Wet)
Damage +1000% (While Target is a Fat Kid age 12 and under)
100% Chance of Towel Snap Noise

Ohomyf%$@king god thats hilarious!

I love thinking about fat kids lol

One of the funniest things I think about is fat girls falling lol

lmfao? ever see a fat cow run, thats prety funny.

09/05/06 20:22

loki714

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

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Wet Towel of Fat Kid Slaying
Damage 10-20
Damage +50% (While Towel is Wet)
Damage +1000% (While Target is a Fat Kid age 12 and under)
100% Chance of Towel Snap Noise

Ohomyf%$@king god thats hilarious!

I love thinking about fat kids lol

One of the funniest things I think about is fat girls falling lol

haha even more funny, is when the people think the fat kids is just "another one of those fat kids" and then the fat kid ends up beating the other kids a$$ because the other kid cant keep his damn mouth shut ;)

sry, but ive learned not to tease people, of any sorts..

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09/05/06 20:22

StannyT

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Heavy chain of chavslaying
Offhand
+15% unnecessary weight around neck
+250% dmg vs. chavs.

I hope other people know what chavs are =p

IGN - Abaddon Azazel

09/05/06 20:23

Dark Knight

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Edited: Didn't want to offend anyone.

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This is my old account.

09/05/06 20:23

SneakyMonkey

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Mocharattachino
10-29 coffe damage
+20% against old people
+60 energy
900 damage to parents when their kid wields it

(My mom knows this all to well)

09/05/06 20:24

loki714

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

golden fist of bully slaying
22-55 beat down damage (req 8 in lil kid protection)
20% chance to make the bully cry
20% chance to humiliate the bully infront of his friends
casting speed of comebacks increased by 15%

i tend to protect those who cant protect themselves

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09/05/06 20:25

Meese_Rancher

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Deadly Breadstick of German Defending
Damage 0-1 (Requires 1 Turtling Technique)
Damage +3% (While Retreating)
100% Chance of Being Dropped by the French

09/05/06 20:26

Dark Knight

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

/sigged

This is my old account.

09/05/06 20:30

darkyoshiwar

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RE: RL itesm with Gw stats

Comfy Swivily Chair
10-10 dmg
+15% against bad reports
20% chance of falling alsleep durring work
1% chance of lowering salary

Kudos to Mimori for the sig!

09/05/06 20:34

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