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meumesmo
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| Just a clean cute JOKE!!! |
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lol I thought it was funny and clean too :D
| QUOTE | A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance!," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked the wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"So, did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, and it's pouring down rain!"
"Well mister, you certainly have a short memory'" says his wife. "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped push us off the highway?" "I think you should help him, and you should also be ashamed of yourself."
The husband reluctantly does as he is told, he gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out in the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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| 09/27/06 08:26 |
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slye_boy
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lol, funny joke, thanx :D
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| 09/27/06 08:28 |
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Mr. Joshy
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Haha! That was great!
But I have a question... Did he push the drunk? Lol!
- Joshy
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| 09/27/06 08:28 |
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meumesmo
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| QUOTE | | But I have a question... Did he push the drunk? Lol! |
LOL, good question :p
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| 09/27/06 08:29 |
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DarkNaid
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I'd push him off that swing...! And not talk to my wife for two days for the guilt trip.
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| 09/27/06 08:30 |
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BigBishop
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I can see myself being the drunk..... :)
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| 09/27/06 09:19 |
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Mr. Joshy
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| QUOTE | | I'd push him off that swing...! And not talk to my wife for two days for the guilt trip. |
That's mean!
I'd push him, but not for very long, maybe 10 minutes at most.
- Joshy
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| 09/27/06 10:29 |
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Jdun
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | | I'd push him off that swing...! And not talk to my wife for two days for the guilt trip. |
That's mean!
I'd push him, but not for very long, maybe 10 minutes at most.
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10 minutes? O_O I'd push him once or twice max..its 3 am!
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| 09/27/06 11:00 |
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sethie
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | | QUOTE | | I'd push him off that swing...! And not talk to my wife for two days for the guilt trip. |
That's mean!
I'd push him, but not for very long, maybe 10 minutes at most.
- Joshy |
10 minutes? O_O I'd push him once or twice max..its 3 am! |
lol i woundt even wake up let the wife awnser the door at that time :P
 
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| 09/27/06 11:47 |
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van halen
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sethie, Fix your Sig!
Thankyou
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| 09/27/06 15:16 |
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honnaja
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Hehe I like it.
+cred
*tries to do a Jim Carey impression*
I like it a lot.
Now I'm thinkin' of when he asks that girl where she's from and she says Austria and he says, "Austria eh.. Well.. g'day mate" lol
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| 09/27/06 15:22 |
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Big Boye
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Lol awesome joke. Made my day
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| 09/27/06 15:34 |
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IamHighVoltage
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| QUOTE | | I can see myself being the drunk..... :) |
Lol,I think I have been that drunk before, in my wilder days.
Good joke!
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| 09/27/06 16:01 |
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kcinshin
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| QUOTE | A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it." |
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| 09/28/06 00:00 |
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Truemajeed
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it may be 7am but that was pretty good......the guy got marginally owned
:)
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| 09/28/06 00:41 |
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Tor Den Mektige
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hahaha, Id get drunk with the guy and push him :P hahahahaha
funny joke :)
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| 09/28/06 02:59 |
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BobDown
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lol, i've heard that one b4 :P
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