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Arzada_Solace
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Cabbages. The Gods Evil
By Cat Nip Thief
Supervised by Arzada Solace
For years now you humans have been consuming more then lots of cabbages a day (what. I can say lots. Hey this is my editorial not yours. your just a supervisor. hey let go of my keyboard. There serves you right. Try that again and ill bite you harder) where was I. Oh yea. lots of cabbages a day. You humans think its healthy and good but you don't know what i know. Back at Neko Tech College in Wala Wala, I studied the effects of cabbages and their history. Seems theres a huge cover up. Back in the late 1500's a german scientist by the adopted name of Tommy, because his real name was hard to pronounce by normal people, discovered this thing growing in his back yard. At first he thought it was lettuce. And we all know that lettuce is the ultimate vegetable. It can be used in hamburgers and sammiches and pumpkin pie. (what. Yea you can. I put lettuce in my pumkin pie. Pfft, you dont know anything. You didn't study things like I did. Oh go back to your little corner and cry while I write this and tell the people the truth about cabbage) So anyways, he took it inside to make a tastey sammich. He puts nummy stuff in it like fish and beef. mmmmm fish. and turnips. (Hey you shut up. Turnips are good in a sammich. Gnome is calling you to help him give sas a bath. Why don't you go over there and help out. Pfftt. Supervising. You just wanna steal my work. Everyone knows that I'm the real writer. You just scribble your name. Yea well your're arguing with a cat. Now you tell ME whose the crazy one here.) Anyways. So he takes apart the thing and notices its not the same as lettuce. He takes a bite from it to check and sure enough it instantly starts to infest his body. He starts seeing haluciminations and turns evil. That day he traveled to the local lettuce hotel and slaughtered twenty three lettuces in the pool. It was horrible. There were leaves everywhere. Ranch dressing all over the floor. They arrested him and then.. (what. What do you mean I'm out of time. But the people must know the truth. Hey don't touch that cord I haven't had a chance to save my.......) {connection lost}
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| 12/15/04 10:12 |
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NerdyChick
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**blinks**
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| 12/15/04 10:24 |
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The_Roommate_Bob
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On behalf of the MMO Radio staff Id like to uhm...well never mind youll see things like this all over here and more often then not its true.
The_Roommate_Bob MMO Radio DJ
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| 12/15/04 10:52 |
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NerdyChick
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**blinks again**
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| 12/15/04 11:01 |
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Furyfire
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o.o;
Go back to yer rubber room.... how'd you get out Az :P
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| 12/15/04 14:00 |
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Buggass
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huh?
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| 12/15/04 14:28 |
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KraZeDKaoZ
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Ok.....lol
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| 12/15/04 18:43 |
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Kandriel
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i like swords ^_^
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| 12/16/04 16:18 |
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KraZeDKaoZ
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I like cheese....
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| 12/16/04 16:42 |
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*laughs too loud and gets questioning looks from her office mates as they look in to her cube and shake their heads muttering something about "there goes that wierd one in black again" as they shuffle down the hallway* Thanks I needed that this morning......especally since Oz has had me giggling all morning and I know Serani will be coming on while I'm in meetings this morning :( so I will miss parts of "pantless Friday" :(
uhmmmm oh and I like swords and cheese too.....
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| 12/17/04 07:50 |
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KraZeDKaoZ
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oh and I like Pie! Cheese Pie!
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| 12/17/04 17:22 |
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Buggass
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i like....erm... stuff
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| 12/17/04 22:12 |
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Furyfire
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Welcome to Cornelia.
I like swords.
Welcome to Cornelia.
I like swords.
ect. ect.
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| 12/18/04 03:27 |
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PIE!
also, that was hilarious. Fight the power, young cat. FIGHT THE POWER!
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| 12/23/04 16:56 |
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