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Kickthebaby
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We have all had the shield with max armour and +1 to air magic or the sword that requires fire magic. Now its you chance to design the most useless Skill/Weapon/Offhand/Shield.
Example:
(Weapon name)
(Requirement)
(Bonuses)
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| 03/18/07 04:53 |
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BobDown
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Usurping Icy Dragon Sword of Rurik-Slaying
Cold Damage: 15-22
Damage +23% (vs Prince Rurik)
You are the new prince of Ascalon (chance: 7%)
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Numchuck of Norris-Slaying
Blunt Damage: 15-35
Damage +15% (vs Martial Art people)
Roundhouse kick for +100 damage (chance: 50%)
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Nerf Stick of NPC-Slaying
Cyber Damage: 50-50
Damage +50% (vs NPCs)
Deletes NPC from the game (chance: 33%)
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| 03/18/07 05:14 |
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sirus thevirus
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Tall shield of pruning
16 armour (req 13)
+15% damage vs plants.
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| 03/18/07 05:35 |
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Kickthebaby
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Giant sword of Connection
16-20 dmg (req. 10 fire magic)
Lags (When health is above 50%)
You get disconnected (Chance 99.67%)
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| 03/18/07 06:40 |
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Valans
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Giant Scimitar of Micheal Jackson Slaying
1-800 death damage(req 13 touch mastery)
Turns NPC into Micheal Jackson(80% chance)
Touch Skills increased while hp above 50%
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| 03/18/07 06:51 |
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grandmaster ethel
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Friendly Fire! (Cast 5 secs, energy 5, recharge 15 secs)
Elite Shout - Sacrifice 2-5 party members, all enemies within earshot gain 5-15 energy for each party member killed. All skills recharge for 15 seconds, except if in desert, when this skill recharges instantly.
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| 03/18/07 07:08 |
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puffydog
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Ritualist Skills line:
Need for full effect:
- 16 Spawning
- 15 Communing
The Useless skill:
Summon Chuck Norris Clone
25E - 8 Ct - 60 Recharge
Elite Binding Ritual. Summon a level 0-11 clone of Chuck Norris that deals 7-17 damage to any foe in the area and an additional 1-77 damage to any foe suffering from a condition. When this clone dies, it unleashes a kung-fu kick that deals 999 dmg and knock a foe down for 5 seconds. This spirit dies after 5-35 seconds.(Atribute Communing)
The Good:
Steve Irwin Spirit
15E - 3 Ct - 60 Recharge
Elite Binding Ritual, tribute to crocodile hunters everywhere! Summon the level 1-11 spirit of Steve Irwin at your current location. All ally pets get an additional 5-60 health, 25 armor and get an additional 1-9 damage. Allied Crocodile pets get additional 25 health and deal +6 damage. This spirit dies after 45 seconds.(Attribute Spawning Power)
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
Transformeurs, more than meets the eye.
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| 03/18/07 07:23 |
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anan saman
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uber staff of noobiness
-15%dmg while attacking
Get called n00b chance 85%
people ignoring you chance 15%
-50 energy
-3 energy regen
thanks to mimori for this nice signature!
if you find big grammar faults in my posts, please pm me to tell me what i did wrong.
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| 03/18/07 07:28 |
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Leonidas The Mad
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Avatar of Gwen
Form. Be Gwen for 40-60 seconds. While in this form you can play a flute wich does 80-160 dmg to players within earshot, burn down towns and outposts wich kills all players in the outpost, and annoy other players with your walk wich does 800- 9999999999999 dmg. (attribute: Gwen mastery)
Studies show that 92% of teens listen to rap. I am part of that 92%. If you are too and you are pissed at the 8% that are a bunch of pretentious snobs put this in your signature.
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| 03/18/07 08:09 |
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Keo
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Air Wand of Swordsmanship
Air Dmg: 11-22 (Requires 13 Death Magic)
Swordsmanship +1
Energy -5
Halves casting time of Divine Favour spells (Chance 20%)
Impossible to make but I can't think of anything much more usless!
^_^
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| 03/18/07 08:09 |
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Hydras First
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Death staff of Dieing
11-22 (req 1 death magic)
15^50
100% chance to die while weilding this staff
100% chance to go beserk and kill your allies in one hit
We wonder, "Why?" when we lose friends, and there are never any good answers.
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| 03/18/07 09:32 |
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Im Nuclear
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Noob Machete of Nothingness
Noob Damage: 1-1
1mil% chance of annoying the hell out of everyone you see,
Resulting in instant fatality.
-1.5mil% chance of getting a friend.
Required Skills
Ranting and Raving ( Noob Mastery )
Constant Jump Attack! ( Noob Annoyance )
Pretend your not a NOOB! ( Mediocre Noob-ness ) Unless u arent
"Guild Wars Is Retarded!" ( Noob Annoyance ) <--If its retarded, why play it? =P
"WoW is Better!" ( Noob Annoyance )<--- same as the one above
"HI" ( NOOB MASTERY ) say hi over and over
 Want to see my artwork? click here!
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| 03/18/07 10:19 |
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maddog199
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Pointy Stick of Pawnage
15-30 pierceing damage
+75% damage when health above 50%
+50% damage when health below 50%
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| 03/18/07 10:43 |
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Gary WarriorZ
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NECRO DEATH SKILL!!
LIFE FOR A LIFE - sacrafice 100% health to take 05-06% of their max health to all nearby foes, if your opponent was under an enchantment that foe is immediately killed.
(99% chance of failure with 14 death magic or less)
(Well i think its a good idea!!!)
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PROUD OFFICER OF > > > BLOODY DRAGOONS! [BDs]
Studies show that 92% of teens listen to rap. I am NOT part of that 92% and cant stand rap!
if you are with me copy + paste this into your sig!!
*heavy metal 4 lyf!* !..!, (>_<) !..!,
CLICK ME!!!
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| 03/18/07 10:48 |
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Annoy Mous
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Ogre-Slaying Knife
Sword
- Damage 1-4
- Damage: +9 (vs. Ogres)
O wait, that's alrdy in the game, this game really is harder to do than it looks!
Smoked all my sigs :-(
Account 1: Annoy Mous
Account 2: Illicit Ignoramous
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| 03/18/07 10:54 |
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raptora
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Rit skill
Anna Nicole Smith
Elite Binding ritual
At your location a anna nicole sprit comes and any how kills this sprit dies immadintaly and also have it is killed you die with out being able to be rezed
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| 03/18/07 12:01 |
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ChaOs Himself
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Ebon Fellblade of Pruning
dmg 15-22 (req.13)
dmg +11% vs. plants
Earth Dmg
Fellblade cuz this is one of the biggest swords so they are uber pwz0r...
-ChaOs Himself
Album Of The Year IMO
Studies show that 92% of teens listen to rap. If you are part of the 8% that listens to real music then add this to your signature.
Nile is probably one of the best bands ever.
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| 03/18/07 12:06 |
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Barbarian210
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Summon Tom Cruise [E]
Attribute: Death Magic
Summon a lvl 6-16 tom cruise who in effect summons the Alien Zenu who deals 99-350 fire damage
75% failure with death magic 8 or less
IGNS:
Barbarian Two One O, W/Anything, All 3 campaigns beaten
Barrage Two One O, R/me/mo, mainly used for B/P
Monk Two One O, Mo Restarted for survivor title
Ganker Two One O, A/E going to use for ToPK in a little bit 
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| 03/18/07 12:34 |
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Seth Oneil
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Skill: No mo drama
energy cost 10 -1 regen, cast time 1/4, recharge 2
Elite enchantment spell, while you are under the effects of this enchantment all emotes are disabled. After 30 seconds this enchantment ends and you lose 50% health and all energy, your skills are disabled for 5 seconds and you gain a 15% death penalty. Enemies in the area gain a 2% moral boost for each skill in their skillbar. If you are in a stance while this enchantment is active you suffer from deep wound, poison, and bleeding.
Skill: "Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide"
energy 25, cast time 1/2, recharge 45
Elite shout, foes under the effect of this shout suffer from bad pop music. All ingame music is turned to a playlist of crappy pop music.
Skill: "Who let the dogs out?"
energy 5, cast time 5, recharge 5
Elite shout: For 55 seconds 5 allies are turned into foes. You cannot target these foes.
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Hard mode: so hard you'll think you're irish!
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| 03/18/07 12:43 |
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Yuri Adrian
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| QUOTE | Avatar of Gwen
Form. Be Gwen for 40-60 seconds. While in this form you can play a flute wich does 80-160 dmg to players within earshot, burn down towns and outposts wich kills all players in the outpost, and annoy other players with your walk wich does 800- 9999999999999 dmg. (attribute: Gwen mastery) |
That's a really useful one once you get to your arch-ememy Guildhall
Check out my new website!
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| 03/18/07 12:54 |
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The Soldat
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Vampire's Staff
Life Stealing 5-10 energy +5 (req. 3 Blood Magic)
Each time you steal life from a foe, your skills are disabled for 10seconds.
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IGN:s
Attuned Was Leiba Rt/ - main and tehh best eva
Shroomed Slicer A/ - don't know why made, but actually quite good
Reaping Darkness N/ - better farm char and 2nd best after Rit
The New koss E/ - farm char, 3rd best
Pvp Nalle I-IV x/ - my pvp chars
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| 03/18/07 13:32 |
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GIDIOS
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Item:
Sundering table-spoon of soup-slaying
Blunt Damage: 1-3 (req 8 table-manners)
20% chance of penetrating your soup bowl
30% damage vs anykind of soup
customized for chef evilous necro
(my bro came up with the above one)
destructive fellblade of WoW-Slaying
smashing damage = targets hitpoints (if he plays wow)
100% chance of uninstalling target foes wow whilst playing guildwars
damage +100% vs anykind of wow object
any critical hit resulst in destruction of any wow cd
(i know i might step on some toes with this one, ...i just dont like wow ....im sorry)
SKill:
summon play mate [E]
summon a lvl 1-11 play mate spirit that attracts and distracts all foes in area (so you can run past them)
this spirit ends if any of the foes attempt to touch the spirit in a personal spot causing you to immideatly be teleported back to the location of the spirit.(attribute: pimpin'ship)
I AM NOT A PERVERT
A flashy pvp sword of guild lord slaying
Flashing damage 12-22
u deal 50% extra damage to any guild lord including your own
shiny wooden sword of ecto dropping
splinter damage: 1-3 (req. 8 farming skillzzzz)
energy +10
each of the attack dealt by this sword result in 3 seconds of bleeding for target foe
20% chance on getting ecto
whilst you equip this sword you extract a bright shine that has a 15% chance of blinding target foe.
Disclaimer: all above ideas where thought of in a moment of complete missery or humour depending on how you look at it. we deny any form of herasement vs any npx (doh) rurik excepted.
Signature by ME!!! Disclaimer: Evil Evelyn is a [HUGS] Member! Rip Iris Hardbottle & dangerous evelyn
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| 03/18/07 14:30 |
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wanderson75
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"I'm attacking the Darkness!"
Shout- All allies within earshot are blind and deaf for 5-15 seconds.
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| 03/18/07 15:17 |
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Leonidas The Mad
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | Avatar of Gwen
Form. Be Gwen for 40-60 seconds. While in this form you can play a flute wich does 80-160 dmg to players within earshot, burn down towns and outposts wich kills all players in the outpost, and annoy other players with your walk wich does 800- 9999999999999 dmg. (attribute: Gwen mastery) |
That's a really useful one once you get to your arch-ememy Guildhall |
hmmm... there you have a point :P
Studies show that 92% of teens listen to rap. I am part of that 92%. If you are too and you are pissed at the 8% that are a bunch of pretentious snobs put this in your signature.
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| 03/18/07 15:21 |
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Pingi The Frosty
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| QUOTE | "I'm attacking the Darkness!"
Shout- All allies within earshot are blind and deaf for 5-15 seconds. |
This combines very well with Sand Shards to take advantage of the blindness inflicted upon you to do large amounts of AoE damage when Scythe Attacks are spammed.
:P
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| 03/18/07 15:21 |
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Thornblade
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Very Quick Shot {E} :
You shoot an arrow that moves 5 times as fast.
Energy cost 15
Recharge 10
casting time 2
Guild Website
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| 03/18/07 19:32 |
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Seth Oneil
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| QUOTE | "I'm attacking the Darkness!"
Shout- All allies within earshot are blind and deaf for 5-15 seconds. |
Magic missle!
You attack the darkness for 30-80 dmg at the cost of a social life, a mountain dew and some cheetos!
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Hard mode: so hard you'll think you're irish!
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| 03/18/07 19:39 |
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wanderson75
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | "I'm attacking the Darkness!"
Shout- All allies within earshot are blind and deaf for 5-15 seconds. |
Magic missle!
You attack the darkness for 30-80 dmg at the cost of a social life, a mountain dew and some cheetos! |
LMAO!! YES! I was hoping someone would catch it. :-p
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| 03/18/07 20:58 |
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camy009
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Monkey cheese spear(req 1 anything)
cheese damage 30-244
10%chance of summoning a monkey that jumps around killing EVERYONE(including u and allies)wit a flurry of chedder(while using skills)
25% to summon a giant piece of cheese and everyone gain 400 health(while using skills)
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| 03/18/07 21:27 |
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Solas Alainn
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Keg of Doom
0-0 Dmg (Req. Drunkard)
^50 Tells enemy he's his best friend
Wets pants (20%)
Collapse into sleep (50%)
- sig made by Testbug272
Gw- lv.20 solas alainn unfortunatly no stats page as of yet
My WoW stats
My BF2 Stats
Css-brothers account :P
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| 03/19/07 17:18 |
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