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I Jamie I
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1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another...
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
14. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
16. GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
17. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an e-mail by mistake)
18. WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.
Flog: A blog which appears to be written by an individual but is actually maintained by a corporate marketing department or a public relations firm in order to sell products.
Shopper's block: The inability to think of a suitable present for a particular person
Jumbrella: A large umbrella or canopy, particularly one used to cover the outdoor patio of a restaurant or bar.
Shedista: A professional, low budget wine maker, particularly one who processes grapes in a shed-like building.
Sub Zero: A dress size lower than 0, especially for those actresses who believe looking anorexic is the in thing.
I took these off random websites i like them =)
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| 03/22/07 15:03 |
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aznese guy
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I like em!
| QUOTE | | Sub Zero: A dress size lower than 0, especially for those actresses who believe looking anorexic is the in thing. |
Can u say Nicole Richie? lol
quit gw for good. end of story.
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| 03/22/07 15:05 |
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I Jamie I
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| QUOTE | I like em!
| QUOTE | | Sub Zero: A dress size lower than 0, especially for those actresses who believe looking anorexic is the in thing. |
Can u say Nicole Richie? lol |
Lol i like Number two the Seagull manager bet a few people have those at work
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| 03/22/07 15:07 |
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I Jamie I
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| 03/22/07 15:31 |
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Rampagina
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| QUOTE | 1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
17. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an e-mail by mistake)
Sub Zero: A dress size lower than 0, especially for those actresses who believe looking anorexic is the in thing.
I took these off random websites i like them =) |
LMAO
nice find
:D:D
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| 03/22/07 15:46 |
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slye_boy
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| QUOTE | | 17. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an e-mail by mistake) |
Lmao, now that one I like :D
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| 03/22/07 15:48 |
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Eddepet
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LOL
Nice finds ^^
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| 03/22/07 15:50 |
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I Jamie I
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*points at Rate Post Button* j/k :P i like crop dusting as well lol
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| 03/22/07 15:54 |
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Fabish
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| QUOTE | | 13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. |
haha love that one, my pc can tell you how it always works after a good ol' beating ;)
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| 03/22/07 16:02 |
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Seth Oneil
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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE!
There isn't one person who can honestly say they havn't done this... There are almost as many people who can say that it actually worked :|
Crop dusting was hilarious xD
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| 03/22/07 16:17 |
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maddog199
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| QUOTE | | *points at Rate Post Button* j/k :P i like crop dusting as well lol |
Been their, done that. You've earned that 9 extra credits.
Anyway, this should be read world wide. Nice find.
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| 03/22/07 16:52 |
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agrios
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Im a mouse potato lol!
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| 03/22/07 18:22 |
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Arty86
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| QUOTE | | PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. |
Now thats the first thing most people do when something doesnt work, they will do it later on when lots of frustration comes up.
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| 03/23/07 06:46 |
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