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Seven Oaks

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Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

Bier Hormomen

Er zitten vrouwelijke hormonen in Heineken!!!

Afgelopen weekend zat ik met een paar maten in ons stamcafé wat te filosoferen. Op een gegeven ogenblik zei er iemand dat hij ergens gelezen had dat bier veel vrouwelijke hormonen bevat. Nadat we er eerst eens flink om hadden gelachen, besloten we toch dat we deze stelling maar eens proefondervindelijk aan de werkelijkheid moesten toetsen. Vervolgens hebben we, uitsluitend en puur in het belang van de wetenschap natuurlijk, allen een stuk of 20 Heineken gedronken. Aan het eind van het experiment hadden we effectief bewezen dat bier vol vrouwelijke hormonen zit:

1. We waren allemaal dikker geworden.
2. We hebben veel gepraat, zonder inhoudelijk eigenlijk iets te zeggen.
3. We konden niet meer fatsoenlijk autorijden, laat staan parkeren.
4. We konden in de verste verte niet meer logisch denken.
5. We konden onmogelijk toegeven dat we ongelijk hadden,
zelfs niet wanneer dat overduidelijk het geval was.
6. Ieder van ons dacht dat "zij" het middelpunt was van het universum.
7. We hadden hoofdpijn en totaal geen zin meer in seks.
8. Onze emoties waren niet of nauwelijks beheersbaar.
9. We liepen voortdurend hand in hand of arm in arm, ter ondersteuning van elkaar.
10. We moesten om het kwartier naar het toilet, en vaak allen tegelijk.

In het belang van de wetenschap testen we volgende week of Grolsch hetzelfde effect heeft!

***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***

03/26/07 01:50

Leonidas The Mad

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

lol :P

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03/26/07 02:27

Elenchus

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

>.<

we don't do that stuff, but still lol =P

maybe you should translate it so all of the other non-dutch members can read it too

03/26/07 03:56

GIDIOS

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

iedereen houdt van heineken

zelfs de amerikanen

all hail heineken

*burp*

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03/26/07 04:00

jovlo

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

De Belgen zijn er niet zo dol op. Wij houden vooral van onze eigen bieren. We zijn er erg trots op, ons bier en onze chocolade.

03/26/07 04:15

maddog199

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

*hoest* Heineken, ma d*mn schaamt ou das gelijk plat water.
Zoudt beter wa Hoegaarden drinken das nou ees een goe bierken.

Ma toch nog LoL =]

03/26/07 04:16

Balthamos

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

It would be nice if someone could translate it for those of us who don't speak dutch. Otherwise an english speaking forum is the wrong place for something that's not written in the language. It's quite rude to post/talk in a language many people don't understand.

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03/26/07 04:20

Pickletron

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

Haha, lucky this isn't in English xD
Sexist much? :P

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03/26/07 05:10

jovlo

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

Here's what it says (short):

Me and my friends were trying to prove the rumor that there are female hormones in Heineken (beer). After 20 bottles of Heineken each we found out the following:

1: We had put on weight.

2: We talked a lot, but didn't actually say annything important or worthy of saying.

3:We couldn't drive a car properly, let alone park one.

4:We couldn't think rationally any longer.

5:We would never admit that we were wrong, noteven if it was clear that we were wrong.

6: Everyone of us thought "she" was the center of the universe.

7:We had a headache and nolonger wanted sex.

8:We couldn't control our emotions.

9:We walked hand in hand, supporting eachother.

10:We had to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes, and all at the same time.

Beer must contain female hormones...

03/26/07 05:16

Tribina

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

QUOTE

Beer hormones

there are a lot of female hormones in Heineken (dutch beer)!!

Last weekend me and a few mates were filosophying in the local pub. Someone said at a certain time that beer had quite some female hormones in it, he read that somewhere.
After a good laugh, we started to think about it and decided to test this statement in reality.
Afterwards we drank in name of sience about 20 beers.at the end of this test we prooved this statement to be right:

1) we got fatter
2) we talked a lot without saying anything
3) we couldn't drive the car no more, nor parking it
4) we couldn't think logically
5) we couldn't admit we were wrong even if it was clearly wrong
6) everyone of us taught we were the center of the universe
7) we got a headacke and lost sexual appetite
8) we couldn't control our emotions
9) we kept on walking arm in arm, to support eachother
10) we had to go to the toilet every 15 minutes, often all at once..

Now I traslated this coz I think all posts on an international forum should be done in english, not that I support off topic posts on this fansite..
We hardly get any decent posts on this fansite lately..

03/26/07 05:20

jovlo

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

Oops, sorry about that...

All that typing...

03/26/07 05:23

Valans

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

LoL female hormones in beer, does that mean a Ford Pick-up truck has male hormones in it?

03/26/07 05:47

Nibbit

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

NEEEEEEE DAT KAN NIET, DAT MAG NIET!!!!!

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03/26/07 05:49

maddog199

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

Trapisten?

03/26/07 11:37

Oilball

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

There's probably dutch forums where more people would understand that =]

Nevermind though

03/26/07 11:54

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

Zalig, alhoewel heineken echt goor is, precies water in vergelijking mee ne goeie maes of jupiler

03/26/07 12:35

Silver Genesis

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

al het bier is vies ^^

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03/26/07 13:18

maddog199

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

Depends on your own tastes, my sis say's the same thing specialy about white beers or wheat beers, but I love the more bitter taste in it.

03/26/07 13:27

kippie_9

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

lol
ikzelf ben neit egt zo bier drinker kheb liever malibu,bacardi (puur) boswandeling ,patrickof enzo :D laterz lui en chikiess ;)

03/26/07 14:12

angry_dutch

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

heineken is nice, but still hertog jan FTW. =)
btw since heineken is also an international brand lets talk about it in the same way, like in english. altough it seems like theres loads of us dutchies swarming this site there still way more that dont speak it XD.

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03/26/07 14:17

Leonidas The Mad

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

I dont like Heineken that much... I like Amstel better... But if i wanna drink i drink wine (especially Greek), malibu or breezer...

Studies show that 92% of teens listen to rap. I am part of that 92%. If you are too and you are pissed at the 8% that are a bunch of pretentious snobs put this in your signature.

03/26/07 14:23

the Harlequin evil

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RE: Vrouwe hormonen (Dutch Only)

rofl ik vond het wel grappig
But now il go on in english Yeah it might be rude but isnt this the same as all the guild screens posted ??
atleast all the dutch can have some fun and with the translation also other ppl
btw i like rum and palm better but heineken aint bad.

03/26/07 14:53

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