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blackphoenix
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I was thinking (buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride) and I realized how we can fix the problem of computers breaking. Software. That is the core issue here. If we didn't have software, 99.99999999999999999999999999999(yes, that many 9's)9999999999999999999999% of computer issues would be solved. I would never have to hear the words "my", "computer", and "problem" in the same sentence ever again.
So, support your local "computer guy" and remove all software from your computer.
*this post paid for by the Commitee to Save Your IT Guy's Sanity*
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| 08/27/07 10:20 |
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Slacker6
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LMAO!! Love that man. Oh btw, take off your internet explorer software, hate to tell ya that.
Check out my website at -http://slacker6.info. PM me what ya think. I am fixing something new like everyday.
 
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| 08/27/07 10:36 |
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Common Wierdo
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As much fun as it would be to do that, I don't quite think the computer will work without it very well. That being said, I do use a certain software program to find out problems.
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? in "Software theft"!
Doesn't really help at all...but I like to think it does!
Edit:
Today, I also realized something. When I got back on the site after getting herbalism up to 100, (woot woot anyone?), I realized I had gained a magical 50 credit points somewhere. What I didn't realize is how I got them! I did after checking my personal Amp profile thing though.
If you ever get a magical amount of wierd points sometime, go to your profile, go down to where it says your "User History" log, and it'll tell you! Thought people should know that instead of thinking it's the point fairy going around the profiles and sprinkling a lil goodness on a few people. It can't be her, because I've got her captured, take that fairies....
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
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| 08/27/07 10:38 |
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Slacker6
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LOL! Love that man. Hey gratz on the herbalism and creditability. But I just hit 350 on tailoring (woot woot!), so excited man!
Check out my website at -http://slacker6.info. PM me what ya think. I am fixing something new like everyday.
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| 08/27/07 12:06 |
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Common Wierdo
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Just shove me down with the big ol' 350 number...I see how it is. Someone wants to pick up a new profession and you destroy them...I'll remember this. :Q <---gasp face with piece of spaghetti on side of face....
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| 08/27/07 12:13 |
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blackphoenix
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I just realized something else...
Women with british accents sound sexy! Now I gotta teach my wife how to talk with a british accent. Anyone know any good voice coaches?
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| 08/27/07 12:15 |
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Common Wierdo
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I highly recommend she watches Red Dwarf until the voice is burned into her skull, OR you could always go buy a British accent book....and slap her with it until she says the words "bloody" and "hell" in the same sentence. If she says them back to back, you know you're making progress. Keep slapping until she wants tea at any given time of the day.
Sadly enough, the last 5 "test subjects" I've tried to turn British turn into these crazy fire eyed man killers which go around randomly saving females from sexism. I guess I've done the world better....
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| 08/27/07 13:00 |
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cswella
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| QUOTE | I highly recommend she watches Red Dwarf until the voice is burned into her skull, OR you could always go buy a British accent book....and slap her with it until she says the words "bloody" and "hell" in the same sentence. If she says them back to back, you know you're making progress. Keep slapping until she wants tea at any given time of the day.
Sadly enough, the last 5 "test subjects" I've tried to turn British turn into these crazy fire eyed man killers which go around randomly saving females from sexism. I guess I've done the world better.... |
Okay, you just gained more cred. :P
Panda Points x 7
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| 08/27/07 14:02 |
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Meredias
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| QUOTE | | Women with british accents sound sexy! Now I gotta teach my wife how to talk with a british accent. Anyone know any good voice coaches? |
i hear ya man! if you find a good coach send him my way...my girl needs to be britafied...that accent gives me chills it's so sexy!
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| 08/27/07 14:19 |
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meumesmo
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Lawlz
Today I realized that I have no idea what I have realized today... but I have come to the fact that today is Monday and it sucks!!!
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| 08/27/07 14:20 |
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Drucila
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I totally feel the IT guys pain...and that was the funniest thing Ive read all day! lmao
dru
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| 08/27/07 15:10 |
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