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The Aurora Guy
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
More Chuck Norris Facts
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* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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| 01/06/08 05:09 |
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The Aurora Guy
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The chuck norris fad is back on the alliance chat FTW!!!!
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Hardstrike
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Chuck norris starts GW and instantly claims the maxed hero title. Screaming Im walking among mere mortals!
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The Aurora Guy
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Chuck norris only has one skill on his skillbar. Roundhouse kick. Req energy = 5 . Kill all enemies everyhwere forever +2.
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| 01/06/08 05:15 |
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~ When Chuck Norris plays Guild Wars, all players are disconnected, the servers cannot handle his Ingame Level.[/B]
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| 01/06/08 05:22 |
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BobDown
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire factory of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
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Coudln't help it... :P
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Firebrazer
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
Bruce owns Chuck:)
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Seven Oaks
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That because bruce has a glas eye and a wooden leg :P
Studies show that 92% of teens listen to rap. If you are part of the 8% that listens to real music the add this to your signature.
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| 01/06/08 06:23 |
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Tha Golden Warrior
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hahah some other great ones:
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
MY FAVORITE :
# When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it
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| 01/06/08 06:45 |
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killerforce
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chick norris...lol....he is an old age pesioner now passed his time but still good to watch the old films
go old timer
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The Aurora Guy
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| QUOTE | | chick norris...lol....he is an old age pesioner now passed his time |
You shouldn't of said that!
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| 01/06/08 06:59 |
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
I actually did a report on Chuck Norris once, I'm pretty sure the only reason I passed was because I said some chuck norris facts when I was done
http://chucknorrisfacts.com/
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live' or 'It's a boy.'
-Demetri Martin
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Smooth Op
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Chuck Norris once impregnated an entire convent of nuns. 9 months later they gave birth to the '72 Dolphins, the only perfect team in NFL history.
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Iron Midget
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When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into The Hulk, when The Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Thats my favourite one :D
http://guildwars.arnapou.net/titres/titre_...ightywargod.png
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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I've actually got the book, 'The Truth About Chuck Norris', which contains 400 of these facts! :D
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Chuck Norris once ordered the internet to write down all the facts, and desired it would be known by everyone. Chuck Won.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not because he's afraid of the Dark, but because the Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Edit >> This should probably go into Off-Topic lol.
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
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eiirish
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Moved to Off-Topic.
***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED***
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| QUOTE | | ~ When Chuck Norris plays Guild Wars, all players are disconnected, the servers cannot handle his Ingame Level.[/B] |
Epic xD
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when Chuck norris play GW he use 9 skills instead of 8.
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| QUOTE | | Moved to Off-Topic. |
you chould make a a space for all chuck norris posts :P :P :P
Studies show that 92% of teens listen to rap. If you are part of the 8% that listens to real music the add this to your signature.
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Chuck norris can interrupt a stance.
I made that one up, its not great, but i thougth its funny..
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| 01/06/08 12:31 |
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~When Guild Wars lags, Chuck Norris is updating his Client.
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Chuck Norris is really dead. Death is afraid to tell him.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
rofl
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| QUOTE | Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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I loled...
You can charge a cell phone but rubbing it against chuck's beard.
| QUOTE | | im not talking to u, uve changed |
-Exfriend
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| 01/06/08 17:38 |
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~ When Chuck Norris Dies, he doesn't go to heaven.
Heaven goes to him.
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Superman Wears Chuck Norris Pajams, Chuck Norris Wears Chrisworld Pajamas
Pheer me
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