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RevBudGreen
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| The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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OK, we had a good and funny Chuck thread going so here is another one, except this is a little different. One rule only, the joke must be about Chuck Norris and GW only. Let's see your creativity!!!
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| 01/08/08 17:01 |
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Im Nuclear
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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This isnt official until a mod pins it.. o.o
Edit : Or chuck norris himself allows it ><
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| 01/08/08 17:24 |
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Deno
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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Chuck Norris can have a group of 8 in pre.
| QUOTE | | im not talking to u, uve changed |
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| 01/08/08 17:28 |
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Im Nuclear
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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Chuck Norris doesnt go to pre, he can just skip all the way to the fire islands!
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| 01/08/08 17:30 |
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isrealism
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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ok i'll have a whirl :)
1. chuck norris's skill bar would be RHK,RHK,RHK,RHK,RHK,RHK,RHK,RHK (roundhousekick).and believe you me he would pwn.
2. rank 15 emote is chuck norris. (inspired by pic i saw here recently)
3. when you typ the /chuck norris command you immediatly get all titles max and truely are a god walking amongst mere mortals.
P.S.:if chuck would read my english...well nuff said :)
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| 01/08/08 17:31 |
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Deno
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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Chuck Norris beat shiro and lich on HM in 10 seconds on a lvl 2. D:
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| 01/08/08 17:34 |
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Im Nuclear
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| QUOTE | | Chuck Norris beat shiro and lich on HM in 10 seconds on a lvl 2. D: |
lv2? he doesnt even need to be lv1
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| 01/08/08 17:35 |
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isrealism
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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gwen is actualy the bastard child of alesia and chuck norris's beard
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| 01/08/08 17:37 |
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Im Nuclear
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Chuck vs Kanna..
The winner is.. by default, because one person ran away... the winner is.. CHUCK NORRIS
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| 01/08/08 17:39 |
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PrinceT
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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The max KoaBD title isn't really "God Walking Amongst Mere Mortals." It is really "Norris Walking Amongst Mere Gods."
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| 01/08/08 17:45 |
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When Chuck Norris farms for gold he just leaves a town/outpost and instantly has 100k.
We are all Chuck Norris' bots.
Chuck Norris always wins Halls, he just gives other people credit.
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| 01/08/08 17:52 |
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FareHangora
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chuck norris once had children with a midget. Her children were then all born as the dwarves we know, bearded and with great fighting skills.
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chuck norris can secretly carry 9 skills at any time. when his character does a /jump, it inevitably leads into a roundhouse kick killing all adjacent monsters. All of the other monsters' heads explode from the shear amazement of witnessing it.
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| 01/08/08 20:52 |
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mr47
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| QUOTE | added:
chuck norris can secretly carry 9 skills at any time. when his character does a /jump, it evevitably leads into a roundhouse kick killing all adjacent monsters. All of the other monsters' heads explode from the shear amazement of witnessing it.
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lol. QF+5
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| 01/08/08 21:29 |
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FareHangora
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sorry i have to add more.
Whenever someone uses a ressurect on Chuck Norris, their character instantly dies for actually thinking that Chuck Norris could ever get hurt.
Chuck Norris is the only person to win Halls with no skills. He only brought brass knuckles.
Whenever Chuck Norris uses frenzy the server crashes. Chuck Norris is always on a frenzy...
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| 01/08/08 21:53 |
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mr47
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^^ yours are actually pretty funny.
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| 01/08/08 21:55 |
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camy009
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It takes 5 hours before 7 monks can heal 1% of Chucks max health
when chuck norris uses Frenzy+healing sig everyone still runs
Chuck Norris smacked Balthazar across the face and got free FoW runs
Chuck Norris made the first kanaxai mini, he punched him down to size
Chuck Norris looked at Shiro and Banished him
Chuck Norris summons necromancers
Chuck Norris has more power then a GM
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| 01/08/08 23:58 |
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Survivingsin
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SPOILER
Chuck Norris is the final boss of GW2
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| 01/09/08 00:07 |
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Hardstrike
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rawr
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| 01/09/08 00:52 |
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Survivingsin
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LOL awsome
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| 01/09/08 01:00 |
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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Chuck Norris can get how many hencies as he like, they are too afraid to say no
Chuck Norris is the reason why the drop rate is bad
Chuck Norris don't need lockpicks he uses one of his straw from his beard as a lockpick
Chuck Norris got both legendary survivor and legandary defender of ascalon
Chuck Norris can echo mending
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| 01/09/08 01:10 |
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Fil I Am
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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Bladed Aatxe are actually fleаs from Chuck's beard
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| 01/09/08 03:44 |
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Ulv
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Yet I have always wondered why the GW community likes Chuck Norris this bad :P But I can't deny that it's funny :D
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| 01/09/08 04:00 |
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Hardstrike
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Chuck norris was on TV in holland yesterday! in some talkshow talking about the presedential stuff in the US. then the played a movie of Chuck norris approves! they also mention that he doesn't push himself up, but pushes the earth down.
Hilarious to see! :D
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| 01/09/08 04:06 |
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Saint89
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| QUOTE | SPOILER
Chuck Norris is the final boss of GW2 |
In that case, GW2 is impossible to finish.
Chuck Norris can have skills of 3 different professions at the same time.
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| 01/09/08 06:17 |
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Inf Scuderia
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Will it blend? - Chuck Norris
btw: the "will it blend?" series are great ^^
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| 01/09/08 07:05 |
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BobDown
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| RE: The official GW/Chuck Norris joke page!! |
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Chuck Norris has his own profession: the Texas Ranger.
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| 01/09/08 07:08 |
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*the best proffesion is Chuck Norris himself
*chuck norris doesnt need to take condition applying skills because facing chuck norris as foe is the worst condition you will ever get
*Chuck Norris doesnt need AoE damage, roundhousekick is good enough
*Chuck Norris doesnt need a god, he is a god worshipped by the charr in GW2
*Shiro onced laughed chuck norris in the face, now shiro is scarred for the rest of his life
*Orr wasnt destroyed by a explosion, Chuck Norris farted.
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| 01/09/08 07:10 |
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Fil I Am
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WTB Mini Chuck Norris
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| 01/09/08 07:28 |
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*Whenever you see (person name) has achieved (title name), it is actually chuck norris giving credit to others.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing the "Great Destroyer" for stealing one of his unique titles
*Chuck Norris does not need to press print screen.The game records his gameplay.
*The Titans are actually Chuck Norris' words. He always does a fiery speech.
ChuckNorris!,
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| 01/09/08 07:36 |
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rofl. skillz.
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| 01/09/08 20:12 |
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