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Rocky Rockstar
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after surfing throuhg game amp topics i found this one :
http://www.gameamp.com/forum/showTopic/68138.php
and now for an update with these and some more ( i love the long ones , especially walt whitman xD):
http://funnypics.kitt.net/
EDIT: also tell me ur favorites :d
mine is as i said walt whitman, jimmy mcperson and x= suck my di**, f*g xD
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| 02/25/08 05:27 |
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CorruptNinja
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LOLCats ftw ^^
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
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| 02/25/08 05:35 |
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Rocky Rockstar
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this is exam results cats can go away from this thread
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CorruptNinja
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Just adding to the Cheering up :P lol next exam i have i might do that xD
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| 02/25/08 05:42 |
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Rocky Rockstar
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i mean yeah , he found the X , he expanded the brackets , how cant he get marks :O
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Those Exams are hilarious. One time I was so tempted to repeat that elephant answer in my physics test but didn't have the guts to do it. ^^
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| 02/25/08 07:23 |
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The best one in my opinion, its just so fake its awesome.
Take That President Japan!
He's the guy that fought the evil mastermand single-handedly while being blindfolded with a shark chewing on his left leg, Hayaaa
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| 02/25/08 07:41 |
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Hardstrike
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lmao those things are hilarious
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| 02/25/08 07:47 |
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Rampagina
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LMAO
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| 02/25/08 08:39 |
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Those are all great, I used the one with the little hanged stickman and actually got half a point for it once ^^
+cred for finding them again, there were a couple there I hadn't seen.
That one made me laugh xD
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| 02/25/08 10:32 |
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Crush firestorm
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lol they are really good, people should get marks for stuff like that.
anyway, this is what i got in an email sometime a go!
hope you enjoy ^_^
The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon, Wiltshire. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his hea
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| 02/25/08 11:05 |
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Dude, that was so hilarious, i was laughing my ass of rofl soo cool how to c the dumb answers lol
next time i don't know something on a test, i defeniatly write down one of them
+cred!!
verry nice find
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Blazings
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These are still my favs:
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| 02/25/08 14:23 |
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Rocky Rockstar
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btw guys i just realised something , this Peter Nyguyen(sp?) made all the long texts ( the 3 ) , do you think he is just one hell of a rebel or do you think they edited names or do you think tis fake ? :O
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Rocky Rockstar
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EDIT: sorry for double post
oh and i just realised , the expand one is made by a guy named Peter ... wonder whats his last name -.-
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haha
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| QUOTE | Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school, and college test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved)....
"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"
"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"
"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."
"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."
"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."
"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects."
"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
"Liter: A nest of young puppies."
"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration."
"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."
"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."
"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose untill it drops in your throat."
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