everdream
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| GuildWars vs. WoW, defined! |
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Weee! i love urban dictionary, where you can look up such awesome terms as 'epic fail' and pretty much anything else you want... like 'dirty sanchez' *cough* anyway,
figured i'd look up what people really define these games as, what gets the "thumb's up" from thousands of people cruising this site and what the two games really are...
it does not bode well for WoW players, after definition 1, which just describes 'wow' being the acronym for world of warcraft the rest are just plain hurtful... and it's hilarious to read what people come up with...
an example:
| QUOTE | 1. world of warcraft 3813 up, 851 down
A good fun alternative to life.
Sex, career, friends, money and power. All
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from World of Warcraft |
| QUOTE | 2. world of warcraft 2453 up, 355 down
crack, in CD-ROM form.
World of Warcraft player: listen, man, i'll do anything, ANYTHING for just one more month of play! i'm serious, man, here, take my sister, take my penis, take my house, just don't take my level 56 troll rogue!
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| QUOTE | 2. wow 2573 up, 869 down
A game that consumes your life and eventually decays your friendships to the point where a little kid named jordan follows you all over the internet world just so he can be in the same vent channel with you as you play this gay game. See Kaos
A game that's pointless because it is endless and gives you no true accomplishment in life other frustrating when you're screaming furiously in vent, "OMG a NPC just walked up and stole my experience!"
K has connect.
"So kaos is alive"
"No I'm in the middle of a 84 hour WoW marathon. I haven't seen sunlight in 2 and a half days and Jordan is beginning to look attractive. So, what's up?"
K has been kicked.
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| QUOTE | | Long term exposure to this game has hazardous side effects to ones life. Before you know it, your friend base starts shrinking. Your wife/girlfriend leaves. You become bitter, and play the game even more to escape while popping down your Prozac with lukewarm Mountain Dew. You had four jobs with periods of unemployment in the past year, and you live in your parents basement while posting up generalized, uncited, bias, unproven generalized and opinionated rants on some message board bitching about how something is out of balance. The few friends you have left (who all also play WoW) at your community college (which you have been in for 6 years only to stay on your parents insurance plan) use terms like DPS in real life conversations. |
see all the definitions of WoW: Here!
Guild Wars is defined as being much more sedate and not near as sterotypical as WoW or WoW players.
see urban dictionary's definition for Guild Wars: Here! and you will find you're in good shape. ;)
| QUOTE | 1. GW 143 up, 40 down
Short for the famouse online CORPG, Guild Wars that kicks any other mmo in the balls. (www.guildwars.com)
Shinsei is the best monk in GW |
the thousands have spoken on Urban Dictionary, thumbs up and thumbs down have been giving, it is decided, though i don't need to say anything as the thumbs up and definitions speak for the populace of video gamers and critics alike :P
hehe, have fun, enjoy reading the definitions, i picked some of my favorite ones from wow, seriously, there wasnt anything really funny about the GW definitions. but whatev.
Enjoy ;)
edit: added in a definiton for GW.
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| 03/18/08 23:09 |
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clegane816
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| RE: GuildWars vs. WoW, defined! |
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thanks, that made my nite
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| 03/18/08 23:43 |
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camy009
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| RE: GuildWars vs. WoW, defined! |
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I think WoW has strengthened my friendships, not sure what these guys are smoking O.o
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| 03/18/08 23:44 |
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