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HackingHippie89
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There are three steps to walking, first place your left(or right) foot in front of the other, take easy strides...not to short or long as seen above(footwear optional)
Secondly, place the foot farthest back in front of the foot moved in step 1 this will cause you to cover ground and help in getting from point a to point b(again, watch stride length) refer to picture
Finally bring the foot moved in step 1 in front of the foot moved in step two, repeat these three steps untill you reach your destination
in conclusion...i hope you all had as much fun reading this guide as i did writing it
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| 03/19/08 18:18 |
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BulletStopper
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I'm confused. I attempted following your guide and couldn't master the right moving in front of the left.
How long did it take you to come up with this?
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| 03/19/08 18:28 |
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aznese guy
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<3 the randomness. God, finally I can walk now. Crawling for 15 years aint fun. +10 CRED OMG!
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| 03/19/08 18:31 |
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HackingHippie89
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i'd say a good three, maybe even four minutes
and its okay not everyone understands at first...but you'll get the hang of it
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| 03/19/08 18:32 |
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Rogue
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I like you more now.
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| 03/19/08 18:37 |
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I am a little concerned. When I follow this guide I find my arms moving back and forth on their own.
Is this normal or some adverse side-effect?
Do I need to see a doctor?
Also when using a lighter more cheerful stride I feel a desire to whistle, hum, or sing a lively tune. If I use a rapid pace I sometimes feel compelled to make motor/engine noises.
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| 03/19/08 18:48 |
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I encountered a bug, it appears my feet refuse to touch solid ground, instead they are floating and pointing towards the skies, please release version 1.1 as soon as possible, thank you,
~ Confused Walker.
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| 03/19/08 18:59 |
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Rogue
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| QUOTE | I encountered a bug, it appears my feet refuse to touch solid ground, instead they are floating and pointing towards the skies, please release version 1.1 as soon as possible, thank you,
~ Confused Walker. |
Dear user, please remove body from ice and walk on something with more traction.
Thank you and have a nice day,
The support team here at Walking
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| 03/19/08 19:01 |
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| QUOTE | I am a little concerned. When I follow this guide I find my arms moving back and forth on their own.
Is this normal or some adverse side-effect?
Do I need to see a doctor?
Also when using a lighter more cheerful stride I feel a desire to whistle, hum, or sing a lively tune. If I use a rapid pace I sometimes feel compelled to make motor/engine noises. |
lol ^^
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| 03/19/08 19:05 |
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | I encountered a bug, it appears my feet refuse to touch solid ground, instead they are floating and pointing towards the skies, please release version 1.1 as soon as possible, thank you,
~ Confused Walker. |
Dear user, please remove body from ice and walk on something with more traction.
Thank you and have a nice day,
The support team here at Walking |
I followed your solution Mr Rogue, it appears however that another issue came to happen, to increase traction i decided to try to use "Walking" on something with more grip, it appears now "Walking" does not work when applied vertically.
Thank you,
~ Still Confused Walker.
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| 03/19/08 19:06 |
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | | QUOTE | I encountered a bug, it appears my feet refuse to touch solid ground, instead they are floating and pointing towards the skies, please release version 1.1 as soon as possible, thank you,
~ Confused Walker. |
Dear user, please remove body from ice and walk on something with more traction.
Thank you and have a nice day,
The support team here at Walking |
I followed your solution Mr Rogue, it appears however that another issue came to happen, to increase traction i decided to try to use "Walking" on something with more grip, it appears now "Walking" does not work when applied vertically.
Thank you,
~ Still Confused Walker. |
When this guide is applied to walking vertically, the optimal solution is to find a surface covered in pointed pieces of metal approx. 2 inches long. By carefully jabbing these through your feet, you should be able to successfuly climb any office building. (The red, sticky substance you might experience is no more than a natural adhesive)
regards,
Tyran
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| 03/19/08 19:16 |
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | | QUOTE | I encountered a bug, it appears my feet refuse to touch solid ground, instead they are floating and pointing towards the skies, please release version 1.1 as soon as possible, thank you,
~ Confused Walker. |
Dear user, please remove body from ice and walk on something with more traction.
Thank you and have a nice day,
The support team here at Walking |
I followed your solution Mr Rogue, it appears however that another issue came to happen, to increase traction i decided to try to use "Walking" on something with more grip, it appears now "Walking" does not work when applied vertically.
Thank you,
~ Still Confused Walker. |
Mr. Confused Walker,
We are sorry to report that our current beta version does not include a theory of how to beat gravity. Perhaps you could send a complaint to Mr. Newton and see if he can help you.
Thanks for your interest,
Customer Support
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| 03/19/08 19:17 |
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We are sorry to report that our current beta version does not include a theory of how to beat gravity. Perhaps you could send a complaint to Mr. Newton and see if he can help you. |
I contacted Mr Newton as was requested, the answer was that he was busy discovering Headache first, after an apple has struck his head, he is sorry for the inconvenience, however, a fast calculation has made him guess Gravity will dissapear around the year 67705 when the sun goes SuperNova and literally overtake Earth's Gravity.
Mr. Newton regretfully explained however that i was incapable of witnessing the event, as such, am i attempting my own ways on beating gravity, i am currently exploring Sky-Diving and Base Jumping as potential research Area's.
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| 03/19/08 19:28 |
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this guide fails, all pictures are the same.
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| 03/19/08 19:30 |
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aznese guy
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lol, yeah hippie fix teh pix with someone walking. epic phail omg!
This pic is a pic and guide all in one!
u can thank me later
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| 03/19/08 19:35 |
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Lol, Hippie has Girly Feets ^^
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| 03/19/08 20:00 |
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| QUOTE | | Lol, Hippie has Girly Feets ^^ |
No, he's a hippie, Sandals are Hip.
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| 03/19/08 20:06 |
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | | Lol, Hippie has Girly Feets ^^ |
No, he's a hippie, Sandals are Hip. |
On women maybe...Sandals on men = Queer ( as in Weird ofc...)
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| 03/19/08 20:38 |
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| QUOTE | | On women maybe...Sandals on men = Queer ( as in Weird ofc...) |
lol ive seen thousands of male wearing sandals, as i get to see many tourists here, especially germans :p
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| 03/19/08 20:48 |
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| QUOTE | | QUOTE | | On women maybe...Sandals on men = Queer ( as in Weird ofc...) |
lol ive seen thousands of male wearing sandals, as i get to see many tourists here, especially germans :p |
Well, like the comedian who got boo'd off stage said. 'What happened to all the tough men? Theyre all wearing sandals now! How can you take a man in Sandals serious?' Not very Masculant to wear sandlas or 'flip-flops' as some call em.
This guide PHAILZ! I keep tripping over my feets Q.Q
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| 03/19/08 20:51 |
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HackingHippie89
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the irony hurts...it really does, about an hour after i wrote this my right knee blew out(left one blew out end of december) same reason, tennis on the Wii
getting around is sure gonna be fun untill my sugery april 11th
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| 03/19/08 21:15 |
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itsthatemochild
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i suppose its karma for the ocean of sarcasm barely contained in this guide of yours :P
still, that sucks. good luck with your operation :(
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| 03/19/08 21:19 |
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Allanon6666
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wow, hippie, god hates you, lol.
Great guide, I can't believe I crawled for so many years XD
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| 03/19/08 21:44 |
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aznese guy
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what i wanna know is how you blow out your knees in wii tennis. I took tennis lessons for about 4 years(quit now) so I played wii tennis with most my body just outta habit, but seriously man...
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| 03/19/08 21:57 |
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HackingHippie89
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the first time was bowling....
i have NO idea how it happens, im not moving around alot just swinging my arm
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| 03/19/08 22:01 |
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aznese guy
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*swing* aw damnit, my knee!
i guess all we can say is...
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| 03/19/08 22:16 |
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I FOUND A GLITCH! if u scream /walk you will be able to walk right away no more getting to level 10!
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| 03/19/08 23:03 |
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dear tech support
I must say, an outstanding guide and I can see it has the potential to perform many everyday tasks.
I do seem to have a slight problem with repeated collisions with various objects and/or people when attempting this "walking" process. Does there happen to be some upgrade to prevent this?
thank you for your time
D.M. Bass
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| 03/19/08 23:46 |
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great guide ill have to try it sometime. The build would be better with sprint.....and riposte.
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| 03/20/08 00:13 |
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| QUOTE | dear tech support
I must say, an outstanding guide and I can see it has the potential to perform many everyday tasks.
I do seem to have a slight problem with repeated collisions with various objects and/or people when attempting this "walking" process. Does there happen to be some upgrade to prevent this?
thank you for your time
D.M. Bass |
Dear valued customer,
Please purchase our upgrade "Kneecaps". They are fully functional at protecting the soft ligaments from damage. Another option is to purchase our partners product, "Eyes". This product reports a diagram of the area in front of you, so you can navigate successfully the rough terrain of your apparent living room.
Sincerely,
Customer Support
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