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camy009
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Well i decided to start making random, little contests.
Why: im bored!
When will they be held? at random times
The point of this contest is to answer my riddle with a response. I will judge which was the best(IMO!!). I alone will be judging things so don't complain that I don't have a crack team of monkey judges that can speak 4 and half languages, went to Harvard, and trained under Simon Cal. Please no swearing, well u can use *kitten*. Be creative, and have fun!
The prize for this contest will be 15k
and it will end Friday!
The riddle is:
How do you kill a mouse in a desert?
EDIT: The entry limit is 3!
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| 03/26/08 00:31 |
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Wyat_hawke
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How do you kill a mouse in a desert? |
You leave it there.
(And oh, very good initiative of you Cam ;-)
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| 03/26/08 00:49 |
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Pickletron
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You bury it in the sand up to its neck then take a massive poop on it.
Join =SOG=
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| 03/26/08 01:00 |
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Kishandreth
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lets see how cheesy i cna be...
Set loose a cat-ctus
at least i didnt mention any GW skills :P
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| 03/26/08 01:32 |
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Demon Slaya of God
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The Same way you would kill it anywhere else
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| 03/26/08 01:33 |
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Jamnog
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take away its Ray Mears books and hide all the bush tukka.
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| 03/26/08 01:53 |
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Blood Eye
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Cocky, your link is really offensive. Please remove it please!
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| 03/26/08 02:55 |
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DarkNshY
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How do you kill a mouse in a desert? |
Draw Michael Jackson in the sand and wait until the mouse notice.
duleet @ xfire
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| 03/26/08 03:53 |
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mginn82
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Arrange a play-date with a camel spider? :P
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| 03/26/08 07:32 |
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Iron Midget
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bore it to death by reading it a dictionary
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| 03/26/08 07:39 |
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Liquide
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lure it to your house by playing a flute, and when you are there pull of your sweater(why a sweater in the desert? a whatever) and let it go in there. Then jump on the sweater.
thaskippy: | QUOTE | | omg... you should be the new dalai lama 0.o |
Mai Englisch is'nt verry good, so plaese keep taht in you're minds.
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| 03/26/08 08:14 |
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Paramounts_of_Odin
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Make a bet first that you will live longer than they, and that if you win, all their kin must swear allegiance to you. Then simply wait the mouse out and you will have your own vermin cavalry. Almost as scary as Grizzly Cavalry, just not mountable.
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| 03/26/08 09:45 |
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wildjokerz
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Show it a Ursan bar and have it laugh it self to death.
Rick roll it? (sorry couldn't resist)
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| 03/26/08 10:03 |
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Nibo100
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Clicky
Or you could always let me sing for it
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| 03/26/08 10:40 |
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Avenger9872
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You wouldn't because a mouse in only in your house
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| 03/26/08 11:39 |
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Chainsaw.
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| 03/26/08 11:48 |
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Calypso_FtW
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| QUOTE | | You wouldn't because a mouse in only in your house |
what the hell
btw, you're sig is messed up a bit :p
No ur not, ur a ranger.
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| 03/26/08 11:48 |
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Nyoxis
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With a keyboard in a starter.
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| 03/26/08 11:52 |
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Andemius
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Sorry gonna go Pc-mouse 'cos I'm low on ideas.
Beat it with a hammer 'cos it keeps gettin' fluff stuck to it and it's annoying me >.<
*Needs new mat*
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| 03/26/08 11:53 |
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Varon Searer
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Why would you want to kill Gwen? Hmmm...nvm,she's kinda annoying with her anger towards the charr :P
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| 03/26/08 11:58 |
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camy009
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Good to see this contest is going somewhat smoothly ^^
Everyone can have up to 3 entrys, so keep them coming =D
Having a lot of fun reading these, and some these are very funny, GOOD WORK AMP!
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| 03/26/08 13:20 |
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itsthatemochild
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like this:
clickz0r
"The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." -H.P. Lovecraft
"He who is not radical at twenty has no heart,
while he who is still radical at forty has no brain."
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| 03/26/08 13:46 |
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camy009
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too easy ;)
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| 03/26/08 13:53 |
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itsthatemochild
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darn you :P
"The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." -H.P. Lovecraft
"He who is not radical at twenty has no heart,
while he who is still radical at forty has no brain."
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| 03/26/08 14:02 |
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Aeron_Archer
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1. Catch the mouse
2. Tie the mouse up
3. Paint the mouse a bright color so it stands out
4. Let nature take its course :)
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| 03/26/08 14:05 |
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sethron
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How do you kill a mouse in a desert? i here u ask...
well is all u need to do is get...
1 mouse trap
1 peice of cheese
1 chair with 4 wooden legs
1 damsal in distress...
next place the mousetrap on a peice of string under the chair which is in turn under the damsal in distress(insert screeming person crying for help)
once your mouse has been lured under the chair with the mousetrap...use the string to yank away the mousetrap...then happily point the mouse out the your damsal in distress, this should creat so much fear in your damsal she will jump and jump till the chair brakes and SPLAT! O.o
thats the long way :)
you could also...
Step 1:
help the mouse cross desert roads...its quite simple...u first get the mouse and drive a car over(but not crush) it, this will teach it to stand between the 2 bright lights to survive
Step 2:
sit back and wait for this mouse to teach its offspring this lesson
Step 3:
wait for the mouses offspring to teach its offsping this same leson
step 4:
buy a 3 weel car
and ureeka u have many mice to kill rather then just the 1 :)
hope u enjoy the entrys
*cough*im not a sick little monkey*cough* O.o
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| 03/26/08 14:21 |
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Demon Slaya of God
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sid:why dont we stop living over here and start living over there
jake:we cant live over there my aunt lived over there till she got evicted
sid : whyd she get evicted?
jake:mice
sid:mice? i thot she had rats
jake:no mice is inside rats is outside
sid: ow! but what if a rat goes inside does it become a mice or if a mouse is outside is it a rat
jake:i aint ever seen a mouse outside
sid: thats becase its a rat
jake :err: .............i think you may have just made a fact |
so in fact, u can't kill a mouse in the desert because it is outside, but u can kill a rat, and if u brought the rat into a house, u could then kill the mouse, but the house would have to be placed in the desert, to be able to kill a mouse in the desert
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| 03/26/08 15:21 |
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hikimi
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1) mice are smart they dont go in deserts
2) if your in the desert then your obvuisly daft
3) there are kangaroo rats and you kill them by making em laugh to death by saying the following
"the cake stopped giving me money so i had to beg of the pie but the chocolate refused to hand over the sauseges"
or you say this
"the kanagroos have lied to you they arent really there. tere is only the cows from outer space that have zappy udders"
therefore i am awrong and the world wont end and everything wont be alright.
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| 03/26/08 16:08 |
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DarkNshY
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Put a piece of cheese on your tounge, then lie down until the mouse notices. Let him stick his head in to take it and then bite :)
edit spelling misstakes, prolly a few more but W/E.
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