I know there are millions of stuff about Chuck Norris on here, but i just wanted to see your favorite Chuck fact . Post your favorite Chuck Norris fact down below and only 1 please. Also to spice things up try not to take a fact already posted :).
Heres mine: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
No idea why ppl like him so much....He's just a Bruce Lee wanna-be.
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RE: Chuck...
the bermuda triangle used to be the bermuda square until chuck norris round house kicked one of the corners off
God once brought Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel up to heaven and asked them why one of them should be his right hand man. Mr. T said he would pity the fool who doesnt believe in God. Vin Diesel said he would make people believe by showing off his muscles and chiseled good looks.
Chuck Norris said "I believe your sitting in my seat."
Well I wish I had a nickel, For every time I fell and blamed somebody else
I'd give a ton of money to the ones I’ve hurt, And I’d still be sittin' pretty well
I've spent years losin' touch of what's right and what's real Caught up in these missions of my own
And you're tellin' me you think I’ve done so damn well While we're sittin' here a thousand miles from home
There's a hole in your wisdom, a hole in your sky
Two holes in your head where the light's supposed to get by
God once brought Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel up to heaven and asked them why one of them should be his right hand man. Mr. T said he would pity the fool who doesnt believe in God. Vin Diesel said he would make people believe by showing off his muscles and chiseled good looks.
Chuck Norris said "I believe your sitting in my seat."
I know there are millions of stuff about Chuck Norris on here, but i just wanted to see your favorite Chuck fact . Post your favorite Chuck Norris fact down below and only 1 please. Also to spice things up try not to take a fact already posted :).
Heres mine: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
All this rubbish has been done before.....and you say you know there is alot out there ....SO WHY THE HELL START ANOTHER ONE.....KIND OF DUM .....SHAME ON YOU !!!!
well sorry but i dont have a thing about chuck...these posts are so funny like the one with "say plaese":P there so funny...post more!!!!
EW(sorry i dont have anything about him)
Chuck Norris died twenty years ago, Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
People invented the automobile to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be out done, Chuck invented the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris once kicked somebody so fast that his foot traveled back in time and kicked Amelia Earnheart in the head as she was flying across the ocean.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee so hard he broke Bruce Lee into two pieces. These pieces are known as Jackie Chan and Jet Lee.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris lets live.
contrary to popular beleif you can defeat chuck norris.
however this requires barry scott. and barry scott does not do publicity.
LMFAO bang and the dirt is gone xD
heres one that made me laugh: CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Age of Conan: Aeson ~ Battlescar [PvP-En] ~ Cimmerian Barbarian
Guildwars: Tydus of Ascalon ~ Proud Leader of The Preschool Teaparty Massacre [Opal]
All this is funny and all, but why diss Bruce Lee? he really is the only guy ever to beat Chuck Norris, after that Chuck trained with Bruce for several months, and then he became.....THE Chuck. (Bruce Lee still pwns!!!)
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