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Mzzkc
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Alright. We need more randomness. Without it, we are but watermelons in an ocean of zombies. Doomed to a fate worse than pickled beans.
Therefore, I propose a test of Wills. You, the person who I am speaking to now with my mouth words that come from the hands, will create, upon this thread, epic goodness, such that has never before been conceived by the minds of turnip imps.
Failure to do so will result in severe taunting and flatulence in your general direction by the aforesaid "Wills". These "Wills" are French.
You have been warned.
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| 07/12/08 22:26 |
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Epsilon Unit
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So, no meds this morning Mzzkc? bah im ticked enough to go along with this.
*Stuffs a random person in a watermelon and beats him with mzzkcs "turnip imps" and gives him to the zombies*
hmmmm, wheres fido, i need to light my ovens pilot light with a stick of dynamite, and btw mzzkc, that muffin u ate this morning, it wasn't chocolate, those were laxatives, wasn't me it was the person who posts after me
there happy?
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| 07/12/08 22:35 |
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Mzzkc
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Plot twist!
It was I who planted the laxatives in my own cupcake and/or muffin!
But fear not young readers who have grown grey facial hair on their mouth area! My bowels are as hard as diamonds after a soak in concentrated alien blood acid. Therefore, the low grade laxatives are no match for my superior constapative strength!
Indeed. I gain +2 Charisma. But only if fido finds his orange juice.
@Epsilon Unit: Happiness comes in twos (and sometimes fish). Join me in this endeavor and the tick who is off of you shall flee from your mind. Remember: Humor makes everything better for a little while. Depressing realities resulting from illusion have no place on this thread. The same should be true with life.
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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
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| 07/12/08 22:43 |
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Epsilon Unit
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Castle is off eating russian turnip imps and nerfing things though mzzkc, btw, uhh, hate to tell you, but... some1 put snakes in your barbeque again
(this thread will most likely be stupider the a sack of Jessica Simpsons)
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Did they just decide that the CD drives are to be used as cup holders now? - Klaw
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Epsilon Assassin Spines/Regen-Triumph
Shivering Fire Fire/Cold-Triumph
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| 07/12/08 22:55 |
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Mzzkc
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Snakes taste good with nerf. I will light the fire now.
*places C4 in appropriate locations*
*FWOOM*
Argh. Burning snake flesh melts down my skin. The grill explosion has left me with knuckles for feet and flapjacks for hands.
It is a sad day for the king of pineapples.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
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| 07/12/08 23:16 |
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Epsilon Unit
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*starts eating mzzkc's hands*
The king of pineapples you say *muches on flapjack* oh, hes the king of ducks now, the king of ruber bands took over the cucumber kings place, you havent been watching the idiot box lately huh mzzkc?
PS, when the other ampers read this will they bother to post and leave us to our insane discussion, or will some1 lock the thread and eat the key?
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@Decendant Death
Did they just decide that the CD drives are to be used as cup holders now? - Klaw
PvP Toons: All 50
Epsilon Assassin EM/NiN- Moving to Freedom
Epsilon Assassin Spines/Regen-Triumph
Shivering Fire Fire/Cold-Triumph
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Betrayed Soul LX Dark Blast/Pain Corruptor-Triumph
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| 07/13/08 00:09 |
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Ponders on locking thread..but does not what to eat a key for the key is made of virtually everything and yet nothing at all so I fear of what it may do to me. It also being the very early hours in the morning this amper is now made with brains of scrambles that will never be sorted. She smells the powder from the explosives and will dream of the pineapple kindred eating snakes in muffins. Oh what has the world come to when the cucumber king has no palace and the thread are dumber than jessica simpson who remains are in the idiot box.
(i tried to help..not sure i did lol)
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| 07/13/08 02:53 |
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Mzzkc
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Ah, woe to those whose brains are scrambled in the giant mixer that is the Jurassic Era. Help comes in many a form, but true help only comes from those who's hands have not been eaten.
I do need to watch more of the idiot box though. I hear it the new ones have such picture quality that you may actually catch a whiff of the unclean masses who are watching the same program as yourself.
How exciting.
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| 07/13/08 09:45 |
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Epsilon Unit
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My brain got scrambled during the age of jazz music though, by the way, its a sad day for the russian motherland when spiderman visits los angeles, gets hit by a drunk air plane pilot and gets eatin by the local gophers...really!
@Decendant Death
Did they just decide that the CD drives are to be used as cup holders now? - Klaw
PvP Toons: All 50
Epsilon Assassin EM/NiN- Moving to Freedom
Epsilon Assassin Spines/Regen-Triumph
Shivering Fire Fire/Cold-Triumph
Current/Future Projects:
Betrayed Soul LX Dark Blast/Pain Corruptor-Triumph
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| 07/13/08 17:41 |
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Midnight-Ice
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Hi Iam Bob!
Triumph: Where your suppose to be!
Extreme Pyro lvl 50 controller Fire Control / Kinetics
Extreme Kaiser lvl 18 stalker Energy melee / Ninjitsu
Maxx Vicious lvl 46 tanker Superstrength / Willpower
Kritical hero lvl 33 Scrapper Spines / regeneration
Midnight Ice lvl 18 Blaster Ice Blast / Energy melee
Purple Drop: 9
In counting
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| 07/14/08 04:34 |
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Mzzkc
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Hi Iam BoB!
Do you like pie?
It has cheese.
And pickles. . .
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| 07/15/08 16:01 |
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Mzzkc
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Look at this room! Feces pours forth from all crevasses. How wonderful.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
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| 07/24/08 22:15 |
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