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johny bravo
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You wake up in the morning turn on ESPN and brush your teeth. Suddenly you realize that ESPN is just static. You frantically switch channels until you get to the local news stations.
You see reports of people coming back to life and attacking the living. The anchorman tells you to stay indoors and the government has it under control. What do YOU do
Do you have a zombie plan?
Do you even know what a zombie is?
If the answer to one or both of those questions is no I recommend visiting this site. It has everything you need to know about zombies and creating a successful zombie plan. Enjoy it I know I did, and I am safer for it, well in the event of a zombie outbreak.
Zombie Crisis
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| 07/17/08 13:24 |
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RazoMoto
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I'd immediatly get on the horn with General Drexler, and i would usher the following words with my decapitated dying body:
Nuke, It, From, Orbit.
~Lucky Mac Luckerton~ PH.D In Chaos, M.A. In Madness, B.A. In Insanity (with a minor in World Domination)
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| 07/17/08 13:47 |
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mwpeck
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I have a rather large array of weaponry in my room, both large and small, so I would be fine.....besides, I live in the desert, population is rather small and it probably gets too hit for zombies anyway.
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| 07/17/08 13:59 |
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RazoMoto
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| QUOTE | | I live in the desert, population is rather small and it probably gets too hit for zombies anyway. |
All but your nose would be safe yeah, but you would see exploding corpses due to the heat day in day out as they try to cross the desert :D
~Lucky Mac Luckerton~ PH.D In Chaos, M.A. In Madness, B.A. In Insanity (with a minor in World Domination)
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| 07/17/08 14:20 |
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Calypso_FtW
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i would hide under my bed and hope they don't see me
No ur not, ur a ranger.
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| 07/17/08 16:11 |
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johny bravo
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how does your zombie plan compare to this
Red Vs Blue
The true test of any technology is its ability to obtain porn.
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| 07/17/08 16:24 |
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Cocanut
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Well one.
I'd take in a huge supply of cocanut milk,cocanut shred,steak,A1 sauce, and large supply of water.
Hide in a room.
Live for abut 20 years.
Go out, find a BFG and collect the red,yellow,blue keycards for every door in the world, tame a dog, and get a unlimited chaingun...
And yea,
I would rescue only 13 peeps if I had to restart humanity.
Sorry
peeps
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| 07/17/08 17:18 |
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Chrisworld
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Id get on a Big ship or boat all alone with tons of supplies drive out and find an island or just let it float out in the ocean somewhere.. lol I don't think zombies swim..
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| 07/17/08 17:22 |
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HackingHippie89
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| QUOTE | | Id get on a Big ship or boat all alone with tons of supplies drive out and find an island or just let it float out in the ocean somewhere.. lol I don't think zombies swim.. |
no but the virus COULD go airborn, or some other unfortunate circumstances could have arisen...like the end of dawn of the dead
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| 07/17/08 17:41 |
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mason717
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My plan is to become a zombie and eat the flesh of the living.
I think i would wait a while for most of the humans to be dead so it would increase my survivability.
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| 07/17/08 17:44 |
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TheFuriousOne
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| QUOTE | My plan is to become a zombie and eat the flesh of the living.
I think i would wait a while for most of the humans to be dead so it would increase my survivability. |
Lolz, just don't eat me!
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| 07/17/08 17:58 |
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Health_Kill
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I've been playing a game based on a zombie outbreak type situation. Its called Urban Dead, My character has been surviving with just a axe going around chopping zombies then hiding out in buildings with myself barricaded inside. Looking outside the window seeing the military and civilians fighting against the hoards of zombies in the city streets.
Made for another forum I go on, Just felt the need to do something with this sig.
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| 07/17/08 18:21 |
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RazoMoto
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| QUOTE | My plan is to become a zombie and eat the flesh of the living.
I think i would wait a while for most of the humans to be dead so it would increase my survivability. |
No No No NO, you cannot be a smart zombie, that goes against every rule & law of nature, Zombies are dumb, they stack up and are ideal cannon fodder, but if you let them get too close your screwed, thats what zombies are about, smart zombies will break the foundation that simply stands for ''Zombie''
Do not speak such heretic words again, for you could make some people make movies with smart zombies, and break the entire genre forever,
Thank You.
~Lucky Mac Luckerton~ PH.D In Chaos, M.A. In Madness, B.A. In Insanity (with a minor in World Domination)
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| 07/17/08 19:32 |
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smokebam_07
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1. you give Josh Hamilton a bat and some crack and tell him to go nuts
2. hell no
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| 07/17/08 20:01 |
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Demon Slaya of God
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i'll go get 5 rowtie puppies and train them to attack any zombies, but be nice to alive ppl...
i'll berakade my house and put many explosives around it to set of if a horde of zombie's finds out i live there. I'll have at least 6 years of food.
after that 6 years the rowtie's should be good enough to go out side... bring a couple of shot guns and machine guns.
Start saving normal ppl, while killing the zombie's with the rowtie's.
Tame a couple of wild wolfs.
Train the normal ppl i find how to kill zombie's.
Go on a rampage and rid the world of zombie's.
Recreate the human race.
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| 07/17/08 21:52 |
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Ataxia
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You guys forget one problem about hiding in a "room", zombies have a sixth sense that will lead them to humans, so you can't just "hide" they will come for you and kill you.
My plan is kept in a wall safe in my house, all I can say is that involves a blimp and Antarctica...
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| 07/17/08 22:10 |
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Ataxia
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Oh and fast zombie question, for you silly people who will die when they come...
Why do you NEVER try and use fire to kill zombies?
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| 07/17/08 22:12 |
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Demon Slaya of God
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| QUOTE | You guys forget one problem about hiding in a "room", zombies have a sixth sense that will lead them to humans, so you can't just "hide" they will come for you and kill you.
My plan is kept in a wall safe in my house, all I can say is that involves a blimp and Antarctica... |
u forgot gasoline can make them loose that sixth sence, by cloaking ur smell, if i am remembering right
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| 07/17/08 22:13 |
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Health_Kill
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Ataxia, please use the edit button if your going to double post. Seeing your smiling horse avatar scares me if I see it more than once.
Also fire can get uncontrollable at times and would be bad to use if your near your base or would like the keep surrounding structures in good condition.
Its would be as bad as the fires in California.
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| 07/17/08 23:51 |
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mwpeck
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| QUOTE | | Its would be as bad as the fires in California. |
When you live in a desert, fires wont do much. Seriously.....there is nothing around my house that could catch fire.....all there is, is concrete, asphalt and sand.....and some dried up plants that would literally burn out in 2 seconds if they did catch fire.
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| 07/18/08 00:00 |
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Health_Kill
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Then we should all move to the desert and start fire brigades to burn down the world. With a few decades of the sun being blocked out by all the fires and severe starvation then more than likely little to none zombies left it should be easy to repopulate humanity under harsh dictatorship.
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| 07/18/08 00:12 |
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deth 2 noob's
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u guys must be mintal zombys arnt real dou
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| 07/18/08 01:03 |
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deth 2 noob's
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u guys must be mintal zombys arnt real dou
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| 07/18/08 01:03 |
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Ataxia
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The reason you don't light them on fire, is that a burning zombie is even worse then a normal one if it bites you =P. And it would take a good 2-3 hours for the fire to kill the brain 100%
It can also burn up anything made of wood you tried to block them with, not a good thing.
EDIT: and to the person above me, welcome to gameamp, here we speak english, hell even a form of engrish is manageable, not retard and troll... most people have a had time understanding them.
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| 07/18/08 01:21 |
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Azn Pride
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Do I have unlimited ammo for guns?
If yes, supressed sniper rifle. (Because if the Z's here my gun fire I'm screwed.)
See if I can find some people. Go to a big house wwith a fence. Barricade the house. Only come out when it's day to search for supplies and human beings. When it's night try to hide in the big house. :)
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| 07/18/08 04:25 |
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| QUOTE | My plan is to become a zombie and eat the flesh of the living.
I think i would wait a while for most of the humans to be dead so it would increase my survivability. |
I am completely with Mason on this one. Why would I struggle to be the last living human? Joining them sounds like the perfect plan. I have been practicing for it already too. Every morning before I get first cup of coffee I am in full zombie mode.
R.I.P. Mimori
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| 07/18/08 04:42 |
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| 07/18/08 10:24 |
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| 07/18/08 11:12 |
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hehe, i live pretty far up north and i don't think zombies would do well in the cold temperatures.
i know of several secluded islands in the Canadian Shield that would be big enough to live the rest of my natural life out on. i'd take along my mauser, SKS, and 870 pump-gun, i'd make one of those DIY Flamethrowers and gather up any other possible weapons that might be of use...
i'd steal a crap load of beer and load it all up, then i'd have several bottles of Crown Royal Special Reserve so if i was going to become a zombie, i'd just slam those back to get used to it prior to full-infection, that way i'd be adjusted :P
as for it going 'airborne' that's just unfair, and in which case i'd have an underwater city, like atlantis that i'd live in with trained Orca's and a Sea-Wolf submarine for checking up on what the rest of the world is doing.
oh yea, my wife would also be a part of my plan, unless she was a zombie, in which case i'd kinda keep her in shed and train her to play video games, like in Shawn of the Dead.
All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
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| 07/18/08 11:14 |
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Demon Slaya of God
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| QUOTE | hehe, i live pretty far up north and i don't think zombies would do well in the cold temperatures.
i know of several secluded islands in the Canadian Shield that would be big enough to live the rest of my natural life out on. i'd take along my mauser, SKS, and 870 pump-gun, i'd make one of those DIY Flamethrowers and gather up any other possible weapons that might be of use...
i'd steal a crap load of beer and load it all up, then i'd have several bottles of Crown Royal Special Reserve so if i was going to become a zombie, i'd just slam those back to get used to it prior to full-infection, that way i'd be adjusted :P
as for it going 'airborne' that's just unfair, and in which case i'd have an underwater city, like atlantis that i'd live in with trained Orca's and a Sea-Wolf submarine for checking up on what the rest of the world is doing.
oh yea, my wife would also be a part of my plan, unless she was a zombie, in which case i'd kinda keep her in shed and train her to play video games, like in Shawn of the Dead. |
ED, can i launch my plan from Saskatchewan? Alberta doesn't get as cold, so i think those islands would be perfect, but i think it'd be good to ask u. You know what ppl get when there is a zombie pandemic outside...territorial
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| 07/18/08 11:21 |
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